Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML
Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML
Today, after picking up my 6 year-old from school, he said, "Drew said his dad could beat you up." I told him that he needs to respect his own father more and stand up for me. We got home, I looked up his class roster and low and behold, Drew's dad beat me up in junior high. FML
Today, I got called to my son's school again because he punched a girl. Every time he gets in a fight, he justifies it by saying he only hits bullies he catches hurting other kids. His teachers even agree he only hits the bullies like that girl, but it’s becoming a huge problem. FML
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML
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Hamo 5
I don't blame him. I want to punch most of the people who say that anyway
raw_tigahh 2
You jelly?
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Comments (278)
vbmg152 19
You raised him! Violence is usually learned at home! YDI!!
The_Hitdude 12
This has nothing to do with home training. My mom brought me up as an educated, friendly young man, and I would lose my shit if someone said that to me, too. Also, explain to me how the mom deserves it if she literally had nothing to do with it?
Zomg_Okay 27
13 - The other kid was spoiling for a fight. He was begging for an ass-kicking. Doubt that has anything to do with OP's child's home life. Besides, everybody gets into fights occasionally regardless of how they're raised.
1215116a 14
Not always, as the last two said, it just depends how you are or how the other person is. I know plenty of teens that have the nicest moms and dads, yet they're always fighting.
lazydavid 4
Come at me, bro
SkoomaKi 28
Now when you say "come"....?
kandi_kid69 15
14- I'll come at you with a baseball bat, bro. *grabs bat*
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Money shot!
DocBastard 40
This and all memes, and even the word "meme", must die a horrible, painful death.
TheGewt 7
I completely agree.
EmreArslan 11
Doc, you mad bro? :p memes are awesome
KiddNYC1O 22
I don't always use memes... But when I do, I prefer "U mad, bro?" It's funny to imagine the world's most interesting man saying that line.
obri98 10
Shut up no one likes u lol
SqueakyChipmunk 22
87: turn off your computer/iProduct, smash it, run over it, feed it to some wild animals and burn their poop. No internets for you.
KiddNYC1O 22
That wasn't very nice, 87. Go play in traffic.
Raivyn52 4
Problem?
McMan 23
Doc, I knew you were going to hate this one as soon as it said "u mad bro". For your birthday we should all switch our profile pictures on the forum to the troll face saying it.
DocBastard 40
My birthday was yesterday. I turned 102. Happy ******* birthday to... Wait, where the hell did I leave my hemorrhoid cream?
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I respect your son. When asked the question, "You mad, bro?", he did what any bro would do. Knocked that broskie out without a doubt in his mind.
TheDrifter 24
That's how I pictured it. "You mad bro?" *Thwack* "Not anymore."
lol70720 5
lol I don't know why anyone can take that seriously, when someone says "You mad bro" .. Usually its a wimpy nerd saying it on the pc when trash talking(Arguing) or says it in person as a joke.
pokefan813 16
What would you do if you say something serious to a person and "umad bro?" was their response?
lol70720 5
I would say, "wow you such a nerd using a meme in an argument like a bitch." Than I'll slap him.
ICastillo 25
Ya man that shit would get annoying.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
22- don't diss the nerds.
twofirstnames 12
I guess he was mad then.
bizarre_ftw 22
So I guess it would seem the kid asked a legitimate question ^_^ :P
Gothicbunnyx3 16
Well... he was mad.
RawEndo 1
Lmfao i wonder was it mad or bro that got him off
MigraineurOfLife 15
You mad, bro?" **POW* **PUNCH** ***B-A-M!!!*** "Not anymore"