Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I had to go pick up my mother at 3 in the morning. She had been out drinking and couldn't drive. She parties more than I do. FML
my cheese grater + your dick
Saskatoon, Canada
Today, my grandma said, "I know you don't have any plans tonight. Do you want to go to bingo with me?" I said sure out of pity, and ended up being her designated driver after she got wasted later in the evening. FML
morningbirdie
Drunk level: 2000
Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML
driverboy
United States
Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML
Congrats to me
Canton, United States
Today, the only person in my entire family to show up sober and on time to my graduation was my grandma. FML
Anonymous
Invercargill, New Zealand
Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
kylie18xx21
United States
Today, I had to leave my ACT prep class ten minutes in to pick up my drunken father from his best friend's baby shower. I picked him up along with a bill for the damage. FML
nyebust
United States
Today, my grandmother drunk dialed me at midnight to wish me a happy new year. I was already in bed. My grandmother has a better social life than I do. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Harsh but fair
Today, I had to pick up my drunk mom at bar. While we were driving home, she thanked me over and over again, and then said, "Thank god you have no life!" FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
It's just liquid fun
Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML
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DontClickOnMe 28
Sounds like a cool grandma.
disco2466 8
your grandma is gangsta
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zombiebud 5
damn man
switchgurl20 17
I can see ur grandma isn't into bingo... These grandmas now a days are cool and don't give a shit lol. It's their time now.
asherm 15
And next weekend you'll be pulling her out of the club at 2 am lol
BradleysMommie 0
:D adorable! At least she's not boring old and grumpy right?
badactor009 0
No, just drunk at an inappropriate time and place. Usually not well received by the god loving' crowd. Not like they would be judgmental or anything, right?
thamack408 11
i wana party with her XD
ryanisexy 5
That was a *holy* deed you did.
ravenxcorvinus 9
GO GRANDMA! Lol
ravenxcorvinus 9
ya know.. you're only supposted to SIP the communional offering, not DRINK the entire thing! lol
Alli201103 3
Should've put her in a nursing home, your life sucks!
badactor009 0
Gma got herself a little problem. Why? Chances are pretty high that her issues go deeper than drinking before church in the morning.