Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I had to go pick up my mother at 3 in the morning. She had been out drinking and couldn't drive. She parties more than I do. FML
my cheese grater + your dick
Saskatoon, Canada
Today, my grandma said, "I know you don't have any plans tonight. Do you want to go to bingo with me?" I said sure out of pity, and ended up being her designated driver after she got wasted later in the evening. FML
morningbirdie
Drunk level: 2000
Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML
driverboy
United States
Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML
Congrats to me
Canton, United States
Today, the only person in my entire family to show up sober and on time to my graduation was my grandma. FML
Anonymous
Invercargill, New Zealand
Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
kylie18xx21
United States
Today, I had to leave my ACT prep class ten minutes in to pick up my drunken father from his best friend's baby shower. I picked him up along with a bill for the damage. FML
nyebust
United States
Today, my grandmother drunk dialed me at midnight to wish me a happy new year. I was already in bed. My grandmother has a better social life than I do. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Harsh but fair
Today, I had to pick up my drunk mom at bar. While we were driving home, she thanked me over and over again, and then said, "Thank god you have no life!" FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
It's just liquid fun
Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML
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DontClickOnMe 28
Sounds like a cool grandma.
disco2466 8
your grandma is gangsta
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Comments (114)
imababeee 0
You go granny, you little devil.
LaColombianita 26
Go grandma!
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
You know how old people are, she probably just had too many swings of apple cider.
ScarletBloom 14
Drunk at 9am? That's something I should try it out during my golden age.
badass243 6
America, **** yeah
tanneriscool 2
Lick my butt and suck on my balls!! Team America.... Anyone know what I'm talking about?
xXRazelleLuniiXx 9
No... I don't think I do...
Rddvl 11
Be happy that your grandma is one of these cool seniors.
lollipop77_fml 6
Way to go Granny!
Knash 3
g-ma knows how to do it right.
nabila21 0
F*** YEAH BADAS* GRAMMA!!!
cocodecoeur 12
Nanny's gone wild!!