Today, I found out that if my son and daughter in law are mad at me, they do it on my furniture. So far, they've done it on the table, my bed, and all the living room couches. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got mad at my 4 year old son for cussing me out. Afterwards, I went upstairs to get ready for the day. When I came back downstairs I found him pooping on my brand new leather couch. FML
Today, I ate dinner sitting on the floor. My petty roommate got pissed off during the weekend and decided the appropriate action would be to lock all the furniture in her room and refuse to give it back. FML
Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML
Today, my family had dinner with my future in-laws for the first time. After a bottle of wine to herself, my mother loudly insisted that I'm out of her will. Apparently, I "molest towels" and leave them to "fester for days" in my "den of depravity." I'm sure they'll give me their daughter now. FML
Today, my kids decided to draw on the walls with permanent marker, and now my house looks like a modern art exhibit. FML
Today, I found out my mom has been randomly searching my room. I've asked her repeatedly to stop, but she says it's her right as a parent. In retaliation I started searching their room when they were out, and found porn mags and DVDs. I confronted mom about it. Long story short, dad's in a hotel. What have I done?! FML
Today, I left the living room for 3 minutes to make a coffee. When I went back, my 4-year old had found a permanent marker, God knows where, since I don't own a permanent marker. She'd then drawn on her face, the carpet, wall, sofa, both dogs and as an added bonus the TV screen. FML
Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter-in-law pegging my son, who was tied to the bed. You know, I try to be open-minded and figure they can do whatever between themselves, but maybe not in my spare room? FML
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TheOthin 0
I can't be the only one who missed the "in law" bit at first.
Jessi_the_sexii 0
maybe you should do it in THEIR bed
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Comments (151)
Rambo881xx 0
sucks for you op
StoryOfTheYear 15
No, she only sucks for the brother OP isn't that lucky
Rambo881xx 0
I don't understand you.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Don't hurt yourself trying to Anyways, it's not funny if I have to explain it
VvCJHvV 6
Haha I see what you did there SOTY. Cool pic by the way.
WTF_FML_FTW 0
great parenting
Rambo881xx 0
Alright then? ( someones indenile about having fail comments)
StoryOfTheYear 15
Yah thx, it'd be better without the faggotass lifejacket but I'd rather look like a fag than be floating facedown in Lake Superior looking cool :|
VvCJHvV 6
Lmao. Lake Superior is the shit lol. Yeah, without the life jacket you probably be a face down icicle floating around. Like I made any sense, but still I went 2 years ago and had a blast body surfing on the waves.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Yah i live in the Minneapolis suburbs so I can easily go there and do annually at the least. And that did make sense, my uncle has a shirt that says I swam in Lake Superior and froze my pecker off xD and has a bird under it with it's beak on the ground but anyways before we piss ppl off even more message me instead of "wasting space"
FFML_314 12
Did you spot me while you were on your lake adventure? I'm upset that I wasn't informed of the out of town boy, fishin on muh lake! You went to Canal Park, didn't you?
Kyto7884 0
Lake Superior is retarded. Go to the Atlantic Ocean and be blown away by the immense power of the waves. Sent me all the way back to shore from 10 meters out! that was in Virginia Beach. Ocean > Great Lakes x 100.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Try getting drinking water from the Atlantic Ocean :|
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
Wait. Your son in law and your daughter in law or your own son and your daughter in law?
PanteraRules 0
Wait do the son and daughter do it together? are they both in-law children? these are questions that need answers
Nena713 0
FYL for having an immature son and daughter in law. "Omgz let's have sex on mommys furniture because we are mad at her. We are ******* rebels!"
VvCJHvV 6
36 - Literally....
omgimdabest 0
so your son and and daughter in law are cheering on your kids witch each other?...I'm confused :-/
ZleveL 0
is lake superior one of those Canada/USA shared lakes?
heartgrenade1 5
well maybe if you weren't such a bitch they wouldn't be pissed at you so often.
Jonkbaby 23
soty, I don't get you dude. go get some fresh air.
Bubbelz 25
As the FML says it's her son and her daughter-in-law. Having a hard time reading eh?
groovis 2
I'd totally do it on the furniture with #7 - #12 - #13 and/or #43. Even better would be to line them up together and go at once!! Just sayin'...
hannah1203 2
Own son and daughter in law, it clearly states that..
bigblue95 0
is daughter and law and step daughter the same thing.
mjcdsjf 0
Well don't piss them off then.
skroal 7
YDI for finding out that if your son and daughter in law are mad at you, they do it on your furniture. So far, they've done it on the table, your bed, and all the living room couches.
ChelseaXD 0
omg skroal shut up!! and haha 36 and 37 :)
b_anhero 0
wait.. all the living room couches? f u and ydi for having a bunch of couches u freaking showoff.
twinny_sc 13
Haha my boyfriend and I totally do that!
fatguy805 0
dude i wish i had a hot sister in law haha jk tho haha
Nena713 0
I think some of y'all have a problem reading English. It's not incest. It's her son, and her sons wife (aka daughter in law).
zooauthor7 0
lmao! I accidentilly skipped over the "in law" part and saw "my son and daughter do it on the furniature" hahahaha oops
starfire555 0
no her son, and her daughter in law. her sons wife
Tenebrae 0
They'll do it on your back eventually.
comedychick 1
ew they do eachother?
comedychick 1
nvm I read that wrong thought it said son and daughter
peasonearth 8
just take out the "in law" part, and it's such a better fml. lolol
tatababe 1
do they do it together?? eww run
HackerD00d 0
thats hilarious!!!
black_knight402 0
in soviet Russia parents in law have sex in there sons/daughters bedroom
Arsonnist 3
In soviet Russia, furniture has sex on son/daughter in law.
Skroal_stomper 5
8 You fail. That was so lame.
krinstink 0
weird way to rebel but yet effective lmfao
b_anhero 0
in communist china sex on couches is reserved for the ruling class.
SadNemo 0
wait. the kids have sex with each other? niiiiiiice.
farquhar 0
gross haha
torontobuds 0
hot
soupey_fml 0
It's not siblings. It's the OP's son ad his wife.
peasonearth 8
I think it's gross because now your furniture has been ****** on lolol
deliciouscake 3
deserve it because suns are lame... oh, son? oh...you still deserve it. anti flood. evil. 2nd. use protection. I'm a fruitcakes.
Kazze 31
Did you have a stroke or something?
desertpunk75 11
Lols for the in-laws
InuYasha17 0
o_O That is too creepy.
Jessi_the_sexii 0
maybe you should do it in THEIR bed
unhappychick32 0
Then how would the be getting revenge on his mom. "Mom we're pissed at you, we're gonna go have sex on our bed to get back at you!"
mack4225 0
No it's "Fine, you have sex on MY bed? I'll have sex on YOUR bed."
unhappychick32 0
WIN on their part
shadwolf99 2
How? They are brother and sister. Its incest .
Twistyjoshua 8
It's his son and his step daughter
dreamz24 0
ewwwww
jay4who7 0
don't see the fml on that 1,just sounds like they r extremly horny lol