new 2 twitter
Today, I had to make a Twitter account, because that is apparently the best way to get news from our new president. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Nigeria
Thank God For VPN
Today, the government of my country banned Twitter because Twitter deleted one of our president's tweets yesterday. Democratic government, indeed. FML
Stu
United States
Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML
Lennie Mcfish
We are legion
Today, I'm so lonely that I created multiple fake accounts on different social media platforms, just so I can have people to talk to. FML
thepokemonkid
Avon, United States
Today, I finally made a Facebook account after being home-schooled my entire life. I friended people that I know and their friends, and subsequently sparked a debate on whether or not I exist. FML
Anonymous
Trumped
Today, I decided to get a spray tan. I'm now more orange than the current president of the United States. FML
toametru1
Los Angeles, United States
Today, I mockingly made "President Trump" jokes all day to my friends, knowing Clinton was bound to win the election. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Brain worms
Today, my manager yelled at me for not supporting Trump, who "obviously is the best choice for president right now." We don’t even live in America, we live in England. FML
Fuck you dad
Imperial death march
Today, my "president" invaded another country and stole their president to face bullshit "charges." I'm so disgusted to be from this place. I want to move somewhere else but I'm disabled. FML
Anonymous
All true, obviously
Today, I found out that my mother-in-law thinks that Trump is the "best man to walk the earth since Jesus," and that he's "fighting the deep state who's in control of the fake news." She tried to indoctrinate me. FML
Anonymous
No chuds, thanks
Today, I found the Instagram account belonging to the guy I've been seeing. That's how I found out he's one of those nitwit asshole Proud Boys. FML
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inappropes 31
I don't think any president has been a source for news....might want to look at news agencies.
97mailo 17
The problem is congress is all republicans, the house is all republicans, and the court are all republicans. They all want the same thing, and as to giving him a chance, just by looking at the people he has chosen as his allies, are all people with no experience and all billionaires just like him. I was all for giving him a chance and I still hope I am wrong, but just by the choices he has made, and all the internet tantrums he has thrown, I don't believe he will be a good president.
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jcash52426 5
It president-elect until next Friday. And when trump is inaugurated he will have to give us info in another way.
BrianCMullin 3
<p>I'd rather have to make a twitter than listen to the crap the media spits out about him</p>
PhoenixChick 26
<p>Agreed. It's much more fun to read the batshit crazy stuff he posts on twitter than to listen to reports about all the stuff he actually does.</p>
imtryinghere 9
Well, I'd certainly ratger have Trump than Pence, which is who we'll get if Trump is removed.
BrotherPhil 35
True, but that's not saying much.
almost_there44 26
Please. Look at how much hate Obama has gotten over the last 8 years and how many people have said he's failed but yet they're still here thriving and surviving. Hate to be that person to bring up Obama when this isn't about him, but by your logic, we should have fallen the second Obama got sworn in.
DeBosmash 4
Troll
almost_there44 26
This isn't about Hillary. Stick to the facts. Whenever Trump is brought up in a negative way, the first deflect always has to be Hillary or Obama. Emails, emails, emails. Trump is the next President, nobody else.
joeyl1990 28
Nixon wasn't impeached.
chighy 8
Four out of hundreds or thousands??
barleyguy 17
i know how successful hes been lol. a shit ton of failed businesses from trump steaks to trump mortgages before the housing crisis. to a few unbuilt trump towers where he screwed over investors. very successful eh.
Saraishi 25
It's not trying to get him to fail, it's him not doing his job. He's had zero contact with anyone politically relevant (not counting the visit to the white house), he doesn't even go to briefings and you only know about him and his thoughts through twitter. Even the ones he should keep to himself. It's not how a president should conduct himself.