new 2 twitter
Today, I had to make a Twitter account, because that is apparently the best way to get news from our new president. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Nigeria
Thank God For VPN
Today, the government of my country banned Twitter because Twitter deleted one of our president's tweets yesterday. Democratic government, indeed. FML
Stu
United States
Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML
Lennie Mcfish
We are legion
Today, I'm so lonely that I created multiple fake accounts on different social media platforms, just so I can have people to talk to. FML
thepokemonkid
Avon, United States
Today, I finally made a Facebook account after being home-schooled my entire life. I friended people that I know and their friends, and subsequently sparked a debate on whether or not I exist. FML
Anonymous
Trumped
Today, I decided to get a spray tan. I'm now more orange than the current president of the United States. FML
toametru1
Los Angeles, United States
Today, I mockingly made "President Trump" jokes all day to my friends, knowing Clinton was bound to win the election. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Brain worms
Today, my manager yelled at me for not supporting Trump, who "obviously is the best choice for president right now." We don’t even live in America, we live in England. FML
Fuck you dad
Imperial death march
Today, my "president" invaded another country and stole their president to face bullshit "charges." I'm so disgusted to be from this place. I want to move somewhere else but I'm disabled. FML
Anonymous
All true, obviously
Today, I found out that my mother-in-law thinks that Trump is the "best man to walk the earth since Jesus," and that he's "fighting the deep state who's in control of the fake news." She tried to indoctrinate me. FML
Anonymous
No chuds, thanks
Today, I found the Instagram account belonging to the guy I've been seeing. That's how I found out he's one of those nitwit asshole Proud Boys. FML
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inappropes 31
I don't think any president has been a source for news....might want to look at news agencies.
97mailo 17
The problem is congress is all republicans, the house is all republicans, and the court are all republicans. They all want the same thing, and as to giving him a chance, just by looking at the people he has chosen as his allies, are all people with no experience and all billionaires just like him. I was all for giving him a chance and I still hope I am wrong, but just by the choices he has made, and all the internet tantrums he has thrown, I don't believe he will be a good president.
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Comments (60)
nemcali 34
I agree. He should be a comedian instead of a president then ;)
bailey7809 0
Maybe because he's a complete dumbass?
Moonelo9 14
Not my president
LH_FIRE_22 12
I typically look for news stations to get the news. That's just me though
el_Jeffe_D 11
Don't talk like that OP, or he might block you!
mrspern 3
you're Canadian, if you believe Trump was not our biggest hope then you ate delusional
toesparkle 13
Our biggest hope? Of what, WW3? We need a President, not a Trumptator.
notsoanonymous3 20
We should be supporting a bigot who doesn't support women, gay rights, and wants to deport people who have families and are working hard to support and provide for them? No thanks, I'm good..
mrspern 3
You're Canadian.. if you think Trump wasn't our best option, you are delusional
MrKento11 12
Good thing it wont be a standstill. Republicans got the presidency, majority in the Congress and in the Senate. So, I believe it wont be a standstill. Things might get better, or might get worse, but Im fairly certain it wont be a standstill.
zunair74 16
Ikr like us Canadians still dont understand how they elcted this bafoon