Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to help my dad remove a splinter. From his butt. FML
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Top comments
null_fml 11
Just, whatever you do, don't ask him how it got there. You're probably better off not knowing.
Xrandomkrisx 7
lol atleast your father appreciates you taking a splinter out from his butt :)
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Comments (107)
8trickster8 0
Butt splinters, superman's only weakness
blackllama 0
It was nasty but the right thing to do.
GreenYamo 0
Could've been worse. Could've been a bowling trophy.
candicemichelle 0
wow thats def interesting.. i would have told my dad to go to the dr. bc they get paid to help ppl! :)
rbond93 4
ew haha
Islander_fml 5
What the **** are you complaining about? It was only his butt. Everyone from the United States needs to learn that nudity does NOT equal sex. And I'm from the United States myself, so I can say that without sounding discriminatory. This aversion to nonsexual nudity needs to change.
thecolinkid 0
its call tweezers. and i bet its likely to sit on a splinter.
tommymendo 0
Meybe he shouldn't sit on "wood", zing!
Alernun 0
Dear Crazy Defensive Nudist #70, ...Why would even SEEING your middle aged father's butt not be traumatizing despite the (obvious) absence of sex in this situation? How many hours a day do YOU spend placidly staring at your sire's derrierre? Yah. Didn't think so. lol.
_swimcutie_ 0
REFUSAL..it's always an option! Maybe u should use it ;)