Today, I had to help my dad remove a splinter. From his butt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to remove a splinter from one of my roommates. This would have been better if the splinter wasn't deeply lodged in their asscheek. FML
Today, my mom sat on a pencil and started bleeding. She then made me clean the wound on her butt and put ointment on it. FML
Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML
Today, after returning home from a camping trip, I found a leech on my love spuds. I ended up having to call my dad in to help me get it off. FML
Hobbit feet
Today, my dad has such thick, horn like toenails that when I stepped on one of the cuttings, it actually stabbed into the thinner skin on the underside of my toe and bled like crazy. FML
Many such cases
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Careful
Today, I got a second piercing in my ear. I needed help cleaning the back, so I asked my dad for help. I told him to careful, but right when I did, he tore the earring out with the cotton swab. Thanks, dad. FML
Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML
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Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML
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null_fml 11
Just, whatever you do, don't ask him how it got there. You're probably better off not knowing.
Xrandomkrisx 7
lol atleast your father appreciates you taking a splinter out from his butt :)
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Comments (107)
blueflame 2
it must be worse for him. "today I got a painful splinter in my ass and couldn't get it out by myself. I had to have my daughter help me. FML." just deal. it's not that bad.
AJ7777777 0
U just left a horrible immage in my mind
DanyelleH 2
now how would he get a splinter on his ass? was he rubbing his ass on a tree or WTF?
beast_5_22 0
hahahaha! thats really funny XD be careful to pull the splinter, not the hair.
bobnorris 0
hahahahahahahahahaha
intint50 0
agreed.
ZacharyorAndrew 0
hmmm niw how did THAT get there????
sarah_beth2008 7
I would hate to know how it got there.....
jakeumz 0
wooden ****** are the worst
Efilyn 0
How did the splinter make it to his butt? o__o