Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, my mom noticed that there weren’t any tampons in the trashcan during my usual time of the month, and promptly grounded me. I’m not pregnant, I just skip periods sometimes. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML
Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents' invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, because my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
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testing_fml 0
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_trimester_bleeding Sorry bleeding may be happening even if you are pregnant.
AAAAHHHH12 2
Ouch, at least you can tell them the test lied?
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teresabitch 0
... they grounded her for getting pregnant... are you kidding me? I'm extremely angry right now about that, you have no idea.
FreedomFirst 0
Your parents handled that one WAAAYYYYY wrong, and you probably had a very early miscarriage which is not uncommon. Especially if you're under a lot of stress. I understand them being upset about you having sex (assuming that you're still a minor), but grounding you is like shutting the barn door after the horses are out, which is stupid and pointless. Also, if you were pregnant, the baby has a father who has a right to be involved in your life during the pregnancy IF he's man enough to want to. So your parents need to do some serious soul-searching.
griggles12386 0
Just because you got your "period" doesn't mean you're not pregnant. I know a couple people who spotted heavily for the first couple months of their pregnancy.
stephsteph90 0
yeah if you're bleeding there's a chance it was implantation bleeding and you're still pregnant. go to the doctor
greeneye_fml 12
Miscarriges are very common in the first trimester - most women who have them think its a regular period. Of course it is true you can bleed while pregnant. I'd see a doctor or at least take another test ASAP. Oh and congrats on not being knocked up (hopefully).
drkwlf 0
I'm just going to go ahead and assume she's still pregnant. What's that? Mm.. some teen moms can make it, y'know. You can use me as an example (: I got pregnant at seventeen. I'm 22 now and actually have two children. What it takes its a lot of ******* growing up and hopefully the babies daddy won't be a ********(like mine, but I have a fiance now who isn't their father.. but ten times better). So unless you know her, I think you should lay the **** off saying she'll **** the baby up. There's also the point where maybe she COULD ruin that kids life, well, abortion and adoption are both just fine in my book.
Lolitia 4
False positive, that's why your supposed to take at least two. and if your on any kind of birth control it can give you a false positive or neg too. all I can say is LUCKY YOU.
butterflygal69 4
BC does NOT cause false positive! Totally DIFFERENT hormone involved there. Pregnancy tests detect HCG which occurs when ur pregnant. That's all it detects
alwaysalady 0
I took 5 pee tests and they came out 2 negative and three positive. I blood test finally confirmed my pregnancy. You need to go to a doctor. the blood test only takes an hour and costs about $10
netbeui435 3
at least you're not pregnant.
SaintJimmy 0
I don't get why everyone is saying that once you're 18, you're automatically ready to have sex, and people who are underage automatically aren't. Everybody is psychologically and physically different. There's no line you can draw where nobody is ready that's behind it and everybody past it is.