Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, my mom noticed that there weren’t any tampons in the trashcan during my usual time of the month, and promptly grounded me. I’m not pregnant, I just skip periods sometimes. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML
Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents' invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, because my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
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testing_fml 0
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_trimester_bleeding Sorry bleeding may be happening even if you are pregnant.
AAAAHHHH12 2
Ouch, at least you can tell them the test lied?
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Comments (403)
yellowbee22 0
Poppycock? How old are you? You didn't see a doctor about it, whether that be an Urgent Care or Planned Parenthood to keep it confidential and affordable? Why would you dare tell your parents when you are not 100% positive about it? While I am happy for you that you are not pregnant, thank God! I shudder at the idea of people like you to raise children.
FreedomFirst 0
You're an idiot. I shudder at the idea of someone who thinks only they are qualified to exist on this planet, raising a child. Someone like you. It's not rocket science. It takes a heart, not an education. All the books in the world won't teach you how to actually care for your child.
Qup 0
please see your doctor asap. you can bleed even when pregnant. or you could miscarry, in which case you most definately need to see your doctor. don't delay. marz88 is an idiot. those tests are very reliable. the indication that that you've conceived is in a hormone that can be found in urine.
IHaveVertigo 0
It sounds like you are having a miscarriage... but if you weren't ready to get pregnant, and you obviously weren't b/c you can still be grounded, then maybe it isn't that bad.
jumpdancehigh 0
Wow I learn A L O T from reading the comments...
ivals 3
@93 Me to L@l
XimaXpirate 0
it's still very common to have a period for up to the first 3 months. :)
vvvalori 0
It's not a period.
nichole_wood 0
oh geez. been there :/ bleeding is sometimes normal but not in my case. i had a miscarriage. :[ FYL and FML
Angel1000168 16
so sorry for your loss... Even if it wasn't a planned pregnancy. Miscarrying hurts so much emotionally from what I hear. I have never been pregnant so i cant empathize but i cant sympathize... Sorry OP but you CAN have a miscarriage and there is a high possibility you ARE pregnant.
mijzelffan 0
Your parents suck at parenting. Grounded for being pregnant? They're a bunch of morons, I wish I could tell them
cebaugh 0
maybe this will teach you to practice safe sex....
xOpheliacx 0
Lmao grounded for being pregnant? Your parents suck, since you'd have been pretty much be grounded for the next eighteen years of your life =P But yeah. Congrats on not being pregnant.
sarahlaplante 0
sweetheart if the test was postive than you are pregnant. false positives are so rare they are almost unheard of. id take another test in a couple weeks.