Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, my mom noticed that there weren’t any tampons in the trashcan during my usual time of the month, and promptly grounded me. I’m not pregnant, I just skip periods sometimes. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML
Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents' invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, because my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
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testing_fml 0
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_trimester_bleeding Sorry bleeding may be happening even if you are pregnant.
AAAAHHHH12 2
Ouch, at least you can tell them the test lied?
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rockonCB4 0
You're still probably pregnant. The pregnancy horomone does not show up falsely, as well you can still have spotting when you're pregnant.
soundmind311 0
just go back and tell them it was a joke!
lyssaboo 0
i woiuld suggest that u go to the doctor as soon as possibe. the only person that can tell u that ur pregnant is a OBGYN
minette08 0
some women get their periods thru the whole first trimester, or in some cases during the entire pregnancy. you should still see a doc
Nickel05 15
you should have waited til you were 100% sure. there is a possibility of a false positive on home pregnancy tests. you should have gone to the doc first just to be absolutely sure.
hotpinklovee 0
It's impossible to have a false positive. The hormone that pregnancy tests detect is only produced by your body when you are pregnant.
lindseyxox 0
yeahhh so either this is fake or the person actually is pregnantttt
Megasadface 0
Not true. There are False Positives when it comes to home pregnancy tests.
xDream_fml 0
You can have periods but still be pregnant
Adulson 0
#154 No you can't. You can bleed but that's not your period
alex_vik 1
YDI for having sex at an age that you can be grounded.
daarlingdamsel 0
I agree with 156. Anyway, you are probably still pregnant, just spotting a little bit which is totally normal. You need to go to the ob-gyn asap, they will do a blood test and tell you for sure, usually pregnancy tests don't lie. Good luck, maybe use a condom as well as birth control since neither are 100% effective. Chances are, if you are a teenager you aren't as regular with the BC as you should be, if you miss a day you have to use a condom for the rest of the time because the BC is no longer as effective. I would also recommend abstaining from sex until you are mature and old enough to handle to consequences and can raise a baby. I watch that 16 and Pregnant show sometimes and it's terrible. Even at 18, I don't think people can handle it yet. Anyway, good luck again, if you are pregnant and don't want the baby don't kill it!! Please, please, please. Put it up for adoption.
Angel1000168 16
Do you know how many babies get put up for adoption? And some ridiculous number either go to horrible parents or stay in orphanages until they are 18 and that is no upbringing for a kid. only 10% of kids put up for adoption get a nice home and then the foster parents may have another kid of their own and the foster kid will be shunned because the parents will generally love their child more. So sometimes they just go back to another orphanage. If the girl IS pregnant and doesn't want it then this kid is screwed. But I am on two minds with this matter. I believe abortion at a late stage is murder. But if she catches it early then nobody is hurt. I think if the baby is born into the world with a parent that is too young that is fine as long as they can support it but if they cant, well, the baby is a goner. So basically If you do have a kid, the only thing I would truly recommend is to keep it and love it because that is the best thing for it.
Serafie 0
Get yourself tested by an actual doctor or gynecologist. You'll get much more concrete results.
Rota 0
Time to go down to Planned Parenthood and get that happy little pill called the abortion pill!