Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, my mom noticed that there weren’t any tampons in the trashcan during my usual time of the month, and promptly grounded me. I’m not pregnant, I just skip periods sometimes. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML
Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents' invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, because my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
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testing_fml 0
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_trimester_bleeding Sorry bleeding may be happening even if you are pregnant.
AAAAHHHH12 2
Ouch, at least you can tell them the test lied?
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Comments (403)
waterynuggets 0
Lol they said you were grounded after you told them you were pregnant? That's ******* retarded. "Sorry, my daughter can't make it to lamaze class this afternoon, she's grounded for having sex!!!!!1!11!" Sorry about your situation and I hope it works out for ya no matter what. Keep your head up. Personally, I'd be calling Planned Parenthood first thing in the morning.
Monado 0
Let's see... She has sex underage, does so unprotected, and when she knows of all the risks and the fact that she can't support her baby she puts the burden on her parents... I say she got off easy.
bco12 0
...thats why you get a doctor to confirm. false positives aren't that uncommon.
fretforyerlatte 0
actually false positives are EXTREMELY uncommon. false negatives are very common.
vvvalori 0
Actually, you can get a false positive quite easily. My sister did three preg tests, all came out positive. She wasn't, and the Gyno said that the hormone levels just before a period sometimes mimick the hormone levels in pregnancy.
ssnickel 0
That's bullshit... she needs a new gynecologist. Pregnancy tests detect HCG... which is made by the embyro itself. It doesn't detect estrogen or progesterone or any other female hormones that are always present in a woman's system. HCG can ONLY be present during pregnancy... and it's possible to still have some of it very soon after a miscarriage or abortion, which is how many women get false positives.
Imawhalerider 0
At least it was a life inspiring. Manny people don't have the chance to think the truth about parenthood until it is too late.
ashmash 0
That's terrible...but next time (well..hopefully they're is not another pregnancy scare for the OP) it's best to go to the doctor to get a far more accurate answer than an over the counter pregnancy test.
T1A2Z3 35
My dad's a doctor and when people come in and think they're pregnant that early he just makes them take 3 different pregnancy tests...
sam_stalker 0
That sucks! I can't even imagine having to tell my parents I was pregnant! FYL indeed
locasocha 0
DIRTY JERSEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
dontdace 0
Sorry to hear that... Every month i get scared i'm pregnent.
Arcterion 0
Condoms and anti-conception pills. Christ. YDI
kaitlynadele 0
They don't always work, even when used together.
loverslanex3 0
I agree with #63, she could have used the safety precautions but they don't always work. To the OP, you still might be pregnant, I'd go to the doctor just to have it checked out by a professional.
eliz3 0
Serves you right for not taking more than one test. However you're not preggers...that's a good thing!
star_ver 0
I hit YDI because this isn't an FML. Get a pregnancy test done to double check and then explain that you were mistaken and wow you're off the hook. Omg, your life is *so* ******.
MoonBear 0
The reason it's an FML is because her parents dont trust her?
T1A2Z3 35
Tell them April Fools!!