Today, I got a phone call, and the person on the other line started speaking French. I assumed it was my friend, since we usually speak French with each other, so I said in French, "What do you want, asshole?" It wasn't my friend. It was a representative for the exchange program I'm applying for. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my first day at school in the United States. Being from France, my French accent is really strong. After being made fun of all day, I met someone from Montreal. I was so excited and said, "Parlez-vous Français?" And his response? "HUH?!" FML
Today, I had a phone call from a company I was applying to. It was going really well, until the call ended. Now since I'm so used to calling my girlfriend, I ended the call with, "Love you, bye." And if things couldn't get any worse, I started swearing to myself. The recruitment officer heard me. I forgot to hang up. FML
Today, I was unable to communicate with a customer who only spoke French. As a result, my boss called me a "monolingual idiot." I speak Spanish, German, and Japanese. FML
Today, I began taking a French language class. After completing and submitting some homework, I got a response. A response that was completely in French. I can't understand shit. FML
Today, I got a phone call from a number I didn't recognize. It was a man with a speech impediment, and I began imitating him. He was the manager of a store I applied at. He wanted to arrange an interview. FML
Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML
Today, I work as an executive assistant. My French boss wanted to do business with a big American customer, so he sent her an email suggesting a meeting. He copied me so that I could arrange said meeting. He had written, "Have your ass talk to my ass." FML
Today, I had a presentation in French class. I was so nervous, the first thing I said when I got up there was, "Hola." FML
Today, in a job interview I confirmed I could speak French, as I lived in France for 6 years and became fluent, but I was so nervous that when my interviewer started speaking French, I froze up and the entire French language exited my brain like it was escaping a fire. I was kicked out for lying. FML
Today, I picked up on a telemarketer and started speaking in Portuguese. It turns out that this particular telemarketer spoke it as well. Every time I hung up, he called back. Telemarketers get really excited when they find out someone else speaks their language. FML
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ilikerainbows 0
Tu es tres stupide.
Spiffy 0
Next time ask before you assume. Because when you assume, you make an ass out of you and me. But in this case, just you :P
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Comments (96)
Spiffy 0
Next time ask before you assume. Because when you assume, you make an ass out of you and me. But in this case, just you :P
ReyEr9412 0
I agree. Assuming makes an ass out of u and me.
missonedirection 6
Isn't "ass out of you NOT me...?"
Ramb0 20
no it is not
kamikaze_fml 0
Votre sont un baiser retarde.
ilikerainbows 0
Tu es tres stupide.
Gimmedat 0
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You he is three stupid? Spanish fail?
cowycal 4
^Knowing which language it is fail. -_-
RileyFerrari 0
French, you retard. Très means very.
Lawlihearttigers 5
F. A. I. L. ! Learn how to speak the language before criticizing.
TaylorLynn462 10
No, it's a french win.
icrest80 4
3 not to be a tight ass but because you probably don't know op it would be vous êtes très stupides. I guess this makes me a French grammar nazi lol
FluffyWizdom 15
t'es vraiment con
Salzxx 11
#89 it's just one person, so tu works. #3 just forgot the accent
Jimboom 12
Thanks. You just re-enforce the negative stereotype about French being rude arrogant *******. I say thanks because I like taking the piss out of the French. :-P
photographygal 0
welllll there goes your chances of making into that program lol
i_f_16 0
I guess you dont kno ur friends voices that well
ladidalisa 0
what I was thinking
iluvfmls456 0
or their phone numbers.
icare4u 0
c'est bien dommage!!
Shemia 7
I'm French and I'm never being a rude arrogant ******, thanks a lot.
xolotl 0
Why would you assume that?
Hlessirah 3
Well, it's better than if you had said that in English, right? At least you showed them that you're fluent in french cursing...Maybe they were impressed!