Today, I had to explain to my dad how I rear-ended the car in front of me because of a particularly intense banjo solo. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving with my parents while explaining that young people like myself are better drivers because we have better reflexes. My explanation was suddenly interrupted with the sound of me crashing the car against a parked car. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, my dad yelled for me. It was an emergency. I ran down the stairs, tripped, fell, and limped over to my dad only to find that he wanted me to see a video of someone playing "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the ukulele. FML
Today, my dad nearly had a head-on collision with another car, but I grabbed the wheel at the last second, potentially saving both our lives. He spent the rest of the car trip pissed at me because I'd "interfered" with his driving. FML
Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML
Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML
Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML
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Top comments
Crucio 13
Is that a euphemism for 'excessive masturbation'?
maydayyparade 27
Your dad should understand, because banjos are ******* awesome
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maydayyparade 27
Your dad should understand, because banjos are ******* awesome
friedpwnadge 25
I voted both on this one.
MRSwick2525 23
Would you like a prize #20????
chuchusheep 19
#1, took the words right out of my mouth.
Rkikkas9713 25
Would you like the biggest douche of the year award #23?
LeashaJoy5595 28
Especially since it was Mumford and Sons!
Tommy214 20
It was worth it
Crucio 13
Is that a euphemism for 'excessive masturbation'?
venomousflower 24
Most likely
wheresmymary 22
Absolutely.
KRYPYAT 14
Lmao
incoherentrmblr 22
Dave Matthews Band - Crash.
Silk_Routes 14
try to convert it into duet
Psycocharger 19
Maybe you can play Banjo on the streets to make money to fix it ;)
powerranger123 12
Not if that was an euphemism for masturbation...
hard_candy 25
although I haven't heard this one before...I can't stand drivers who are distracted by the dumb shit they do while driving.
CharlieM78 9
If your "Playing the banjo" while driving your a moron and deserve everything that happens and anyone who thinks your life sucks needs to seriously reevaluate they're priorities. You could've hurt or killed somebody. Not only was that irresponsible and dangerous it was also stupid. If you can't wait to you get home to "play your banjo" then you have a serious problem. I know FML frowns upon negative comments but this needs to be said.
Grayness_ 26
"You're* a moron"
DMA0712 22
R.I.P. #7
CharlieM78 9
Fair enough caught my bad grammar good job
immaloser95 28
#7 you need to reevaluate your grammar. I agree, OP was being irresponsible, but hey were not "playing the banjo", they were listening to a banjo. Please reread the FML.
CharlieM78 9
Wow is that what you really believe? I'm stunned I have no words go sit in the corner.
CharlieM78 9
He has to explain to his parents which means he's a kid. What do kids do? They don't get that excited over banjos that's for sure.
iShanny 13
Read the username. I don't think he was playing "HIS" banjo, so to speak. I think it's more likely he was jamming to some Mumford and Sons.
GatherTheMice 15
My bet is that it was Coleman Hell- 2 Heads. I love that one, and the Banjo is wicked.
kaybows 14
My first thought was that he was listening to Mumford and Sons.
Rudster23 7
It's cool you were able to think differently from everyone else, but you're stupid for believing it. @charlie
slackerjoe 22
I completely agree, and anyone who doesn't see the complete idiocy of paying an instrument behind the wheel doesn't deserve a license, or a vote. idiots
iAlissa 34
@29 That's my favorite song. I would probably crash a car to it, honestly.
lil_ham1644 29
he wasn't playing an instrument behind the wheel. you go sit in the corner!
hellnosucka 27
that solo was note worthy. next time be careful and get out of the situation with no strings attached.
olpally 33
Way to go... Smh.
DMA0712 22
Dedicate your next solo to your Dad, I'm sure he will be impressed.