Today, I had to explain to my dad how I rear-ended the car in front of me because of a particularly intense banjo solo. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving with my parents while explaining that young people like myself are better drivers because we have better reflexes. My explanation was suddenly interrupted with the sound of me crashing the car against a parked car. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, my dad yelled for me. It was an emergency. I ran down the stairs, tripped, fell, and limped over to my dad only to find that he wanted me to see a video of someone playing "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the ukulele. FML
Today, my dad nearly had a head-on collision with another car, but I grabbed the wheel at the last second, potentially saving both our lives. He spent the rest of the car trip pissed at me because I'd "interfered" with his driving. FML
Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML
Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML
Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML
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Top comments
Crucio 13
Is that a euphemism for 'excessive masturbation'?
maydayyparade 27
Your dad should understand, because banjos are ******* awesome
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Comments (72)
trulypar 34
If a solo banjo causes you to have an accident, I'm terrified to know what would happen if you were to listen to the "Dueling Banjos" from the movie Deliverance.
GeorgiaBea 28
That's amazing! Sucks for the car though.
quickfingers100 15
You can clean windows to pay off the damage! Really showing my age plus fifty there!
JayFuckingHell 18
If it would've been a ukulele solo I would've thought you were listening to Twenty One Pilots.
ohSNAPyall 27
Were you playing air banjo?
MidnaLink 35
To anyone who actually believes he was masturbating in the car, get lost. Not everything someone says has an underlying sexual meaning.
SystemofaBlink41 27
I'm pretty sure that if you have half a brain and common sense, 99% of people here understood that OP wasn't actually masturbating.
MidnaLink 35
Take a look at #7. He seemed to be completely serious.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Oh... My bad, I skimmed through his comment and thought he literally meant playing a banjo (which isn't any better, anyways). I'm an idiot.
gongs99 11
#mumfordfanprobs
rick_mcneil16 16
Banjos, causing accidents since their creation
anonymous61324 13
You were listening to 'two heads' weren't you? Best banjo solo ever
S_Gnu 17
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