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By mumfordandsonimdisappointed - 29/08/2015 05:09 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my dad how I rear-ended the car in front of me because of a particularly intense banjo solo. FML

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Is that a euphemism for 'excessive masturbation'?

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TheSoundDefense 8

Monday 31 August 2015 22:09

Well that's what you get for playing the banjo while driving.

joshi42 16

Tuesday 1 September 2015 2:45

Stop watching "Deliverance" in the car.

sgdigaetano 3

Tuesday 1 September 2015 20:51

There is no explaining that.

Ninjerman 7

Wednesday 2 September 2015 7:03

While I feel sorry for you, I must say thank you for the laugh. It's one of those guilty laughs..

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