FizzyFun

Miss Somewhere , United States 28 years-old It's complicated

latter 24 September 2013, 00:05 Middle River, United States

Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML

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noreia 6 October 2013, 04:11 Central District, Hong Kong

Today, my neighbour came over with a bag containing lingerie, and apologized while blushing. Turns out his boy was the reason that my lingerie kept disappearing from my garden clothesline recently. His "boy" is over 20 years younger than me. FML

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