Today, I was the bridesmaid for my dad and stepmum's wedding. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped and fell over my high heels, hit my head on the armrest of a wooden chair on the way down, then passed out. I now have a concussion and a broken ankle. The wedding went on without me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML
Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
Today, I blacked out at a wedding as a bridesmaid, during the service. FML
Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML
Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and caught the bouquet. As I was leaving the reception, I slipped on the dance floor and landed on my back, knocking the wind out of me. Everyone thought that I had caught the bouquet, and had fainted from the excitement. FML
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
Today, I slipped walking down the stairs. My mom thought I sprained my right ankle. In her haste to get me to the doctor, she grabbed me and accidentally tripped me. I broke my left ankle. The right one was fine. FML
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Top comments
Ric Gray 10
don't feel bad about them going on without you. there's a lot involved in one, if they stopped things, you're looking at waiting another year, and a few thousand dollars. Don't take it personally. feel better
Glowworm56 27
Here comes the bride--there goes the bridesmaid!
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Comments (24)
jessicasoho 13
Could have been worse by... no. No, that was pretty bad. A proper FML.
ArbiterOfFML 24
Well, I hope you recover. FYL
Ric Gray 10
don't feel bad about them going on without you. there's a lot involved in one, if they stopped things, you're looking at waiting another year, and a few thousand dollars. Don't take it personally. feel better
gobiteme2 34
Never ever try to take the spot light off the Bride
Gwengreen 6
Only way it could be worse is if you were the bride... but that is still rough. Sorry OP.
Glowworm56 27
Here comes the bride--there goes the bridesmaid!
Dark_Cecilia 20
I can't help but imagine that no one hesitated and you remained unconscious in the aisle during the whole ceremony. And proceeded to walk over you.
Rammer3500 23
It sucks for the wedding to go on, but think about it. All the money spent for a venue and food, all the people that made themselves free that particular day and may have travelled... bigger picture here
RichardPencil 32
Aw. You’re not going to be very competitive for the bouquet catch.
Salty Piss 3
haha funny names lol xd salty as healthy piss
joshszz_fml 27
I'm not going to question how you know piss is salty.