Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the Natural History Museum with my boyfriend. While we were standing in front of real dinosaur bones, he told me he didn't believe in dinosaurs. FML
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Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
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flashback.miss 28
that's kind of adorable, actually. But was he being too loud that he was disrupting peace or maybe you're just a bit embarrassed?
DocBastard 40
You sound really saur about this, and you may think he Rex your day. Dino it may be embarrassing, but if you steg with him, you may have some fun. This was a bit of a stretch...sorry.
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Comments (161)
wubbazugg 5
There's nothing wrong this this. You're just an upright snot with no sense of fun.
lelo007 11
This reminds me of the dad in "Step Brothers" telling the sons about wanting to be a dinosaur when he was younger, and his parents saying, "Damnit, Robert! You're 17! Stop acting like a dinosaur and scaring the neighborhood cats." I know, I know.. Not the exact quote, but still funny!
lambda_fml 40
The right dinosaur at the right place can make all the difference :-)
misterbufford 1
Why the hell not?
hateevryone 15
I would hate to be with him in public.
DedaGrotesque187 0
Your description says you're laid back and funny.. you fooled me!! ;)
DedaGrotesque187 0
He should leave you OP. Your guy sounds fun and there are plenty of women out there who would love to have that. Me and my bf do some crazy shit in public. If people stare at us in a grocery store or parking lot, he gets up in my face and loudly yells at me to make the nosey ***** think I'm abused. It's embarrassing but it's ******* funny! lol lighten up! :)
stephan18 23
Why do they stare at you in the first place?
SkoomaKi 28
^ Because they're so bloody gorgeous!
rokahh 2
"Never loose your dinosaur" - Stepbrothers
ArielTheMermaid 17
Why is it not acceptable?
PeachyKaye 6
He's having fun, let him do it. Is it hurting anyone, no.
flutter4 7
He sounds fun! Consider yourself lucky :)