Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the Natural History Museum with my boyfriend. While we were standing in front of real dinosaur bones, he told me he didn't believe in dinosaurs. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that getting on all fours and barking at my penis for fun in the center of a mall is extremely inappropriate. She thinks otherwise, and promises to do it again. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend to stop criticizing my son for his table manners. He said, "It's man things, you wouldn't understand." He acted surprised when I blew my top and told him to leave. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 7-year-old son that it's not okay to smell others' "wieners". FML
Today, I had to explain to my 22-year-old boyfriend that mice do not grow up to be rats. FML
Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a TV show about wildlife. The moment the narrator said the word "peacock", my boyfriend broke down into hysterical laughter. He laughed to the point of tears, and had to excuse himself. I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
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flashback.miss 28
that's kind of adorable, actually. But was he being too loud that he was disrupting peace or maybe you're just a bit embarrassed?
DocBastard 40
You sound really saur about this, and you may think he Rex your day. Dino it may be embarrassing, but if you steg with him, you may have some fun. This was a bit of a stretch...sorry.
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Comments (161)
beccalicious 9
Sounds like my ex... But he would also sign loudly
afropuffjake 9
I'm sure you meant he did it so often it was annoying and at all the wrong times, and wouldn't have a problem with his impersonations if he just did it less often and when the situation was totally fine for it... No? Then you just plain suuuuuck >_< Just break up with him. Nothing is more terrible than saying "I love you" to someone you can't be yourself around.
HeartOfLead 24
He was just practicing his lines for his audition for Jurassic Park 4.
cookiemonstress 4
My step-father does that. I agree it is embarrasing.
crazzyclover 6
My aunt goes trick or treating and dresses up like Dorthy. Did I mention she is 44!
Vynoshit 3
Your fault for not leaving that child sooner.
ZeroIce 12
Rawr means I love you. He's just spreading the love
kirdypie 14
Why is it not acceptable?
angel_augustina 9
My ex boyfriend randomly walked like he was an airplane -.- and I'd tell him to not do it cuz its childish.
giggleberry 2
Making dinosaur noises in public is totally acceptable!