Today, both of the roads leading to my small town were washed out by rising flood waters. I now live on an island in the middle of Wyoming. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, all the roads going in and out of my town are closed due to flooding. I work 3 towns away, and was threatened with termination if I didn't come to work. FML
Today, there's lethal flooding in the Reno area, with all roads to my work closed and flooded. My boss still expects me to drive through it, in the dark, to work at 6am. FML
Today, a cyclone hit my city. Though everywhere else is flooding, my house is fine. Well, that was until the toilet decided to overflow and regurgitate the entire town's sewerage. So now my only bathroom is covered in sewage, and I can't go anywhere else because of the flooding. FML
Today, my upstairs neighbor's pipe burst because they forgot to close their porch door and, well, Wisconsin winter. My apartment is flooded and I'm spending my little money on a hotel. I think I'm homeless. FML
Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML
Today, I got back home after I decided on a whim to embark on a solo adventure in the Australian Outback. My truck got stranded due to rising floodwaters, and I was stuck for days without communication. Rescue finally came, but now I'm reconsidering any solo further trips. FML
Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML
Today, my wife and I are about to move across the country when the landlord for our new house called and said a water line busted and flooded the house. The movers are coming tomorrow. FML
Today, I went camping. My tent is flooded, a raccoon ate all my food, I lost the anchor to my boat which as a result is now across the lake. Three more days. FML
Today, I came home on leave after a seven month deployment in the middle of the ocean for the Navy. My entire region got hit by the worst flood in recorded history. I need a speedboat to go to the Quick-e-mart. FML
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optimusprime0069 8
fire up the boat!
Nick_1993 2
Dude, that's badass. You can name your island whatever you want now!
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Comments (155)
ToastGurl 0
That socks. I'm sorry.
JacksonCampbell 9
Put a SOS message in a bottle.
whiteboy7thst 2
Or a Jonas brothers cd.
abbi96x 0
Go swimming :]
YwTwss 0
"Message in a bottle....Sendin' out a SOS!"
shift_love 13
that socks lmao good one
Tommananaze6T9 4
u deserve it for living in a state dat crappy
krazyvato 0
u spelledd sick wrung stupit
chaimuffin_fml 0
someones a little dicky today
seanders 10
Make a micronation and declare yourself president.
manMadeFAIL 7
hope u know how to swim
kevinfenchak 0
Could be worse -- you could be living in a lake in the middle of Wyoming.
monkeebalz 0
i "SEA" your problem : D
vergaso 0
so no one cares about wyoming not even the people in it ******* niqqers, atleast lie an say you live somewhere else
JacksonCampbell 9
I "sea" what you did thar!
emmiekinz 0
you say you act well over your age, yet you just said that socks. herp.
nocarehere 0
^ I don't always herp. when I herp, I derp.
rawrinbear 0
123. maybe shes 6 but acts 12..
optimusprime0069 8
fire up the boat!
whiteboy7thst 2
It's time to grab some buds
iSitt 0
time to watch SurvivorMan reruns
tree07 1
#14 he didnt say fire up the bowl..... but id prefer a swisher ;)
mimi_animee 18
op's soooo lucky i've always wanted to live on an island!!!!!!! :D
msmith261 0
What if didn't have a boat?
Metzler31 17
At least you aren't in Joplin!
ILoveSomeFun 0
In your bio it says you root for all Philadelphia teams except the Sixers...What about the Philadelphia Union, the MLS Team?
Buckeyehead 0
too soon
reagan71 11
Agreed, my brother's house was destroyed in Joplin. Things could be A LOT worse. Sorry that you'll have to be paddling your way anywhere for a while though :(
Metzler31 17
I made that bio before the Union was even around. They are only like two seasons old. And I actually happen to know their 16 year old player, Zach Pfeffer. My friend and him played on the same club team.
OhSoBueno 0
lol I live n independence. that's super close to Joplin lol all that madness scared the buh-Jesus outta me lol
xxlauruh 0
ugh. Wyoming.
SpicyDuck 22
Agreed. I hate it
Boygenius50 8
YDI for living in Wyoming in the first place
jvillan87 5
I just drove through Wyoming...that was enough for me.
jessicaax 0
"Today, I live in Wyoming. FML"
Coleenie5 2
What's wrong with living in Wyoming? I have lived here my whole life and I can say from experience that some of the nicest people are from here. I would much rather live here than a huge city any day!
blueglue 0
Birds always sing after a storm, we should be as free to celebrate what we have after a disaster. Assuming your property is still in one piece, you should celebrate instead of sulking!
planetsmurf 6
get a job you hippy
MissMittens 0
lmfao ha ha
tree07 1
#7 is right **** off all you haters enjoy what you still have
Trupe 3
Well it's not like there's anything in Wyoming anyway....
macrosoft 3
screw you. Wyoming is awesome. and ever been to yellowstone bitch? exactaly
valalvax 13
Not true! there's an island
volley4eva1698 0
36 umm..it was a jokkee.. and 39 HA HA HA ROFFLE WAFFLE
SpicyDuck 22
I can't say everyone shares the same enthusiasm as you.
FOXYgrandpa441 6
I like you i live in wyoming best state by far
Djzom13 0
Swim!!!
tuppencej777 0
You can turn that into a positive and get that summer bod you always wanted by swimming in and out of town.
volley4eva1698 0
SWIMMING XD
jennifer93 0
make a raft!
Nick_1993 2
Dude, that's badass. You can name your island whatever you want now!
valalvax 13
I think they covered that when they named the town
BoCo_fml 9
Yeah but now it's an island. Time to rename it!