Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the Natural History Museum with my boyfriend. While we were standing in front of real dinosaur bones, he told me he didn't believe in dinosaurs. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that getting on all fours and barking at my penis for fun in the center of a mall is extremely inappropriate. She thinks otherwise, and promises to do it again. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend to stop criticizing my son for his table manners. He said, "It's man things, you wouldn't understand." He acted surprised when I blew my top and told him to leave. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 7-year-old son that it's not okay to smell others' "wieners". FML
Today, I had to explain to my 22-year-old boyfriend that mice do not grow up to be rats. FML
Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a TV show about wildlife. The moment the narrator said the word "peacock", my boyfriend broke down into hysterical laughter. He laughed to the point of tears, and had to excuse himself. I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
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flashback.miss 28
that's kind of adorable, actually. But was he being too loud that he was disrupting peace or maybe you're just a bit embarrassed?
DocBastard 40
You sound really saur about this, and you may think he Rex your day. Dino it may be embarrassing, but if you steg with him, you may have some fun. This was a bit of a stretch...sorry.
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Comments (161)
Drummerfuk 4
He may just be too awesome for you.
ashley52 5
Wait, it's not acceptable? That would explain all the weird looks I keep getting!
SkoomaKi 28
That's him doing his mating call. You should do it back to complete the partnering. Or he might find another..
shutyourmouth12Z 7
You're never too old to act young
outoftown 27
And that's a good thing. Think how many FMLs we'd miss.
mattorama 15
So you date an immature guy and then complain that he's immature. YDI.
FellowOddBall 2
Party pooper
rsunshine2020 13
Was it ever acceptable? But then again 'normal' is just a setting on the washing machine.. So keep at it lol
dead247 13
"Normal" is such an over used word to describe a certain way of life. The only normal I know of is the difficulty in a video game and even then they lie to you sometimes.
redmnky21 8
how's that stick up ur butt doin?
minidinosaurgoes 9
Why the hell not? I have dino sound contests in public all the time!
Chingy892987 14
Best boyfriend ever. I'd make dinosaur noises in public for all I care, and I'm a chick.