nycol
Australia
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
United States
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
GhostPenguin
Ann Arbor, United States
Gross dude, dude
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML
heyyoitsapotato
United States
Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML
lizann
Scottsdale, United States
Today, for the second time this week, I had to ask my 27-year-old husband to stop peeing on the toilet seat. FML
mandm
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
kaitlyna15
Bellevue, United States
Today, while life-guarding, I had to explain to teenage boys that shoving objects up each others' butts and complaining that someone was giving them anal was inappropriate at a family facility in front of kids under the age of 10. FML
Anonymous
Salem, United States
Bad moon rising
Today, I was working my lifeguard job when I had to remind a 17 year-old boy that water is clear and that I could see him pulling his trunks down to moon his friends. Kind of want to drown myself now. FML
Anonymous
Greece
Leave them alone
Today, I said to our pool-boy, "I know what you're doing, and you have to stop it." He started shouting that I had no right to tell them what to do and that they were in love. He was referring to his relationship with my eldest son. I wanted to tell him to stop drinking my beers. FML
Anonymous
Ottawa, Canada
Today, at my 6-year-old son's birthday party, I had to explain to my boyfriend that it's not okay to use condoms as party balloons. FML
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sugarandspice33 0
"Welcome to our 'ool' there's no 'p' in it, lets try to keep it that way!"
jonriise18 3
Why isn't it!?
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ggunner 3
There is nothing wrong with peeing in the pool, that's what they make swim diapers for.
ilove80smetal 8
Why not? I do it all the time. That's why there's this really cool thing called CHLORINE.
brianfantana32 10
That depends, was he peeing in the pool, or inTO the pool
BackToSq1 4
I bet he's hot though right? It amazes me what women will put up with from a good looking total douche instead of just dating a nice guy!!! YYYDDDDIIII
surfergirlphotos 0
Wow! You learn NOT to pee in the pool when ur like 3
tlheller 0
At least he doesn't fap in it!
insomniac8400 13
it's fine to pee in the pool that's what the pool chemicals are for. Ryan lochte peed in the warmup pool at the Olympics.
insomniac8400 13
The chemicals used to clean pools will kill any bacteria in seconds. Beyond that, there aren't actually bacteria in urine, so it doesn't matter
NewFire911 5
That's the first thing I do in every pool I get in and i'm 35.
jackeechan 10
Trying to explain that to one man is like trying to explain it to the entirety of America.