Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML
Today, I went to see the new Harry Potter movie with my boyfriend. Feeling an intense need to pee, he decided to sacrifice a few minutes of the movie before the highly-anticipated final combat to get some relief. He went through the wrong door, locking himself out. Right until the end. FML
Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie, a guy stood up and led the audience in an enthusiastic and rather successful chant "H-A-R-R-Y!". Minutes later when I attempted to do the same thing, I was pelted with half-full bags of popcorn, freezing sodas, and booing. FML
Today, I queued up for few hours in torrential rain to see the Harry Potter premiere. After just four hours sleep and waking at 3am, I fell asleep during film and missed the whole thing. FML
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML
Today, I earned the nickname of "Harry Potter" for all the wrong reasons. I got locked in a storage cupboard for most of my shift, and couldn't get out. FML
Today, I went to see the new Twilight movie, for the second time. The first time was at the midnight premiere. I would be "okay" with it if the person who had dragged me to see it both times hadn't been my boyfriend. FML
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Kgottber 8
Go, Dobby, go! That's what you sign up for when you go to an HP movie premiere, silly.
iAmScrubs 19
He was trying to destroy the Horcrux within you. Trust me, you will thank little Dobby later.
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Comments (223)
detective_oreo 0
lol I watched it and a guy dressed as voldemort sat next to me
hulabird 0
apparently ralph fiennes had to wear garters to keep his tights up whiling be voldemort. doesn't that... just knock a chunk off the scariness? haha
lilmisslovely13 15
My friend saw someone dressed as Tonks... complete with purple hair, trench coat, and leather boots.
yeauh 0
lol that is Hella creepy
loveuforever 0
There was a lady dressed as the whomping willow. I thought it would have been funny if she walked around whomping people across the head. Or better yet, tackling them. Haha.
mrmystery96 0
I had two friends break out their liquid latex and paint to create some pretty convincing voldemort costumes, complete with Elder wands and black Robes.
Doortje 30
Dobby is a free elf, he can sit wherever he pleases.
loveuforever 0
Haha!! That made me laugh out loud!
DabegotWorld 5
Yeaaaah harry potter!!!
HannahForbesxo 13
Should've yelled "STUPIFY" at him and taken your seat.
josedjr 0
Damn Right it was!!!!!
yazmi_09 3
it's spelled stupefy
oknow21 0
ad me on kik oknow21
Youdrongo 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI for watching the HP movies in the first place.
ciarafox9 9
why? Harry potter is the greatest movie ever
myxcure 2
29, the movies aren't nearly as great as the books
sirdolittle 0
As always ... !!!
ciarafox9 9
31, yeah I agree but it's the movies being discussed at the moment
Lucky271 0
but hey it was worth it because the movie was so EPIC, am I right?
myxcure 2
24, you are wrong. The movie was disappointing, so many details missed. But, compared to the other movies, it was pretty good.
holybuckets 0
how can you complain about the movie? it was perfect the way it was! If all the details were includes it would have been 5 hours long.
myxcure 2
40, not really... They waste a lot of time in the movies. But I get that it's necessary to have the bangs and exciting scenes.
holybuckets 0
Harry Potter (the book) is really long and has alot of intricate details. I think the movie focused on the important things mainly and balanced out the details just right. Pretty sure you just don't like HP.
myxcure 2
56... nah, I just have a special appreciation for the books
Kgottber 8
I would watch a 5 hour long Harry Potter movie ^_^. If it would include minor but important details I'm all for it. I'm STILL bitter about everything they took out from HBP.
redbluegreen 41
Considering each page of a script is about one minute long, there is no way you could possibly include every detail into a movie. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows has around 759 pages, so if you were to transfer that to film, you're looking at over a twelve and a half hour movie. No one, I don't care how much of a fan you say you are, is going to watch that in theaters. All the things they've added and taken out were done for a reason and obviously approved by J.K. Rowling. It's great that you appreciate the books and have such an attention to detail, but realistically, no movie is ever going to match the books.
SunDropGirl 0
eh I probably would cause to me when you are reading if it's really good it's like watching a movie so I would be hooked.
ThisRandomChild 0
It was still a great movie though
IIIiIII16 0
that half blooded **** u should of released your order of the penis and raped him in his chamber of secrets
mandaboo 8
Go Minneapolis!
krysxkatastrophe 14
He wanted your clothes to be free.
nerdsgetmehot 23
"Dobby has got a sock," said Dobby in disbelief. "Master threw it, and Dobby caught it, and Dobby -- Dobby is free!"