Today, I was reading a newspaper at a bus stop when a creepy guy rested his chin on my shoulder and said, "I miss the good old days, when people would read newspapers together and it wasn't classed as weird." He then walked off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on the London underground reading a newspaper. A huge guy was sitting next to me and there weren't many other people around. As I turned a page, he leaned into me, glaring, and said, "I'm not finished yet". At the next stop I put down the paper and jumped off. It wasn't even my stop. FML
Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML
Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML
Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy at the coffee shop reading a book. Wanting to be friendly, I smiled as I approached and asked what he was reading. He returned the smile and said, "Minding your damn business, by Fuck Off." FML
Today, while reading "1984" on the train, a cute guy around my age and I got into a great a discussion about the book. Just when I thought he might ask for my number, he got up, patted me on the head and said it's so nice that kids my age still took interest in real literature. I'm 25. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus next to a hot guy who was texting. I sneaked a peek at his phone to see if he was texting a girl so I could know if he was single. As I looked at his screen, he turned it towards me and typed in caps "STOP BEING A CREEPER." He got out of his seat and off the bus. FML
Today, a creep called me out in the street and asked me why I was in that part of that street, because he "knows " I live in another part of the street, and he found it "odd" that I was there. He was smiling all that time too. FML
Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML
Today, I was in the middle of enjoying a really good book while in a waiting room. Someone saw what I was reading and thought it would be cool if she leaned over and told me everything that happens. FML
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Top comments
rememberkids 14
I'm pretty sure ppl found this creepy in the old days too
xplicitkontent 18
I miss the good ol' days when creepy ass people didn't violate my personal space.
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rememberkids 14
I'm pretty sure ppl found this creepy in the old days too
AdamsNumberOne 16
Yes... Very.
xBethanyC 15
This reminds me of one time when I was reading a comic book on the bus and a man came and sat next to me. I didn't realize he was reading it also until I turned the page and he said "Hey! I wasn't done!" when I looked at him with confusion he said "What? I could be staring at your **** instead!"
persianninja 23
The creepy guy had a point
asselhoff 5
I miss reading newspapers :(
Enslaved 38
Especially the Funnies!
Ian7890 23
Then read the newspaper... no one is stopping you from getting them.
Pesticides 19
wait, you guys don't read newspapers?
Martinez0285 28
most of the time.. while locked up.. we wouldn't even get that... it was a blessing to get a news paper... we would make one last a month !
\ 28
Big Brother has deemed newspapers offensive to modern television news sources.
ast3150 13
Some people are just plain WTF??!
Wowxoxo 17
I had to cough up $20 for that bet..
xplicitkontent 18
I miss the good ol' days when creepy ass people didn't violate my personal space.
Giuls 17
I bet if the guy was hot or handsome, it wouldn't be creepy.
Alicestraza 33
No, they'd just be a handsome creep then. Still creepy.
IStoleTheCookies 16
^ I'm sorry i don't agree. If a hot guy came into my personal space i'd let him do more than just rest his chin on my shoulder.
MichaelMcSexy 9
That's all it takes to get in your pants?
mzrobinson 13
I miss the days when personal space existed.
sicksadworld1317 30
That sounds like fun. I think I'll start doing that to people that bug me the next time they're holding a newspaper.
Feedmyaddiction5 14
At least he walked away....
Pauschinator 22
He was just stating a fact.
chabelo 10
he probably said that when you gave him a bad look
SuperDanielNL 23
Public transport the magical place where one can find any mental disorder. But this fellow was still quite harmless, not to mention odd, but harmless.