Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML
Today, I went to see the new Harry Potter movie with my boyfriend. Feeling an intense need to pee, he decided to sacrifice a few minutes of the movie before the highly-anticipated final combat to get some relief. He went through the wrong door, locking himself out. Right until the end. FML
Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie, a guy stood up and led the audience in an enthusiastic and rather successful chant "H-A-R-R-Y!". Minutes later when I attempted to do the same thing, I was pelted with half-full bags of popcorn, freezing sodas, and booing. FML
Today, I queued up for few hours in torrential rain to see the Harry Potter premiere. After just four hours sleep and waking at 3am, I fell asleep during film and missed the whole thing. FML
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML
Today, I earned the nickname of "Harry Potter" for all the wrong reasons. I got locked in a storage cupboard for most of my shift, and couldn't get out. FML
Today, I went to see the new Twilight movie, for the second time. The first time was at the midnight premiere. I would be "okay" with it if the person who had dragged me to see it both times hadn't been my boyfriend. FML
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Kgottber 8
Go, Dobby, go! That's what you sign up for when you go to an HP movie premiere, silly.
iAmScrubs 19
He was trying to destroy the Horcrux within you. Trust me, you will thank little Dobby later.
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Comments (223)
Melissa92_fml 13
That's dedication right there!
worldcupcheer17 0
maybe Dobby thought you were harry and tried protecting you!
whybother8 0
lol thats a true fan.. unlike u.
TheWonderchick 0
that's what you get for going to Harry potter premieres!
YayorNay 8
Op should have whipped his wand out.
Iamnotmyself 17
Damn things, you give them just ONE sock and they go berserk!
fthislyfe 22
DON'T EVEN COMPARE THAT DOUCHE TO DOBBY! Dobby is my hero!
Iamnotmyself 17
-44 Is it sad I cried when he died in the book, in front of my class? During Social Studies. On a lesson about Hitler. It was about how he died... What I'm trying to say is I got beat up a lot.
cameycamcam 7
I thought dobby dying was hilarious!
whyXD 13
So who won? i heard those house elfs are very tricky.
Lucidium 0
who the **** watches Harry potter
fthislyfe 22
48: me too I cried when Dobby died :(
yazmi_09 3
88- lots of people watch Harry Potter, including myself
fthislyfe 22
Well, actually, the movies are no way as good as the books. but still...
hayleclark 17
why would you ask that, when you took the time to comment on this FML?
Iamnotmyself 17
-88 Who the **** comments on FML?
TheWonderchick 0
you say, through a comment. lol.
hiflier1012 3
haha what would have been funny is if he stole your seat, then yelled MISCHIEF MANAGED!!!!!!!
Iamnotmyself 17
-126 it was supposed to be ironic :)
Idonebeenhad 17
dressed like s house elf....?! so he was wearing a single stranded rag? LOL
forest1wolf 9
sister went dressed as bellatrix and there was a best costume contest she won(: dedication oh and there was alott of competitors
koe4 0
dude this world is filled with so many strange unexplainable people
rawrgle 7
88- Who the **** does not watch harry potter?
NeatNit 33
Lot's of people don't. 88, rated up! :P
tashhshere 0
I cried too....
XxDrUnKeNGaMeRxX 0
harry potter is amazing.Your argument is invalid.
alexibabyxoxo 0
that's what happens when you watch Harry potter.
chandlerbelacic 17
There's nothing better than Harry potter. Shut your pie hole you muggle!
Kgottber 8
Go, Dobby, go! That's what you sign up for when you go to an HP movie premiere, silly.
OWNZ 0
At least Hagrid didnt sit on op...
myxcure 2
Or Grawp...
Uraharas_Bankai 1
Dobby doesn't mean to kill, Dobby only means to mane or seriously injure!
BaconDave 12
Dobby's nice. It was probably Kreature.
daisyloo 7
Maybe it was Dobby's friend avenging Dobby? You never know....but FYL, that really sucks:(
Orcina1 3
46. kreature was nice after they gave him the locket. you'd know that if you read the book
HelloFeesh 0
Dobby is dead, he can't go
yazmi_09 3
well 71 if YOU had read the book you'd know it's spelled kreacher :)
SunDropGirl 0
you people hahaha all OP said was house elf hey didn't specify which one. and i hope the costume wasn't to showing... on a big guy if you know what I mean. but hey I wish i couldl have dressed up gone to the premiere so bad!!!!
dreamnitedarling 9
Kreacher.
skizzlerz 0
Maybe it was Winky. Ohhhh snap nobody thought about that.
XxDrUnKeNGaMeRxX 0
Kreacher...although Kreature would be kinda cool
WereKitty27 1
Dobby is dead! I saw it with my own eyes! How could he have wrestled you for your seat?
GothGirl3030 6
it was his ghost
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
it was Kreatcher lol the old ugly one >.>
DropTheDaggerxx 31
I bet it was a goblin. Nasty buggers!
alexg823 0
You guys dissapoint me. Has no one read the books?
PiggieGirl638 0
I did, but apparently not many people here have. I wish that they actually showed more than just the two house elves in the movies. I would've wanted to see at least Winky on the big screen!
fudawee 4
should of knocked his ass out. ?
nwatso96 0
yup that's SOOO smart bcuz he would've gotten thrown out of the movie theater with no seat and no Harry potter
Toggybbz 0
lol you look like snoop dogg
EmilyFelton98 0
No Don't Hurt Dobby!!!!
iAmScrubs 19
He was trying to destroy the Horcrux within you. Trust me, you will thank little Dobby later.
freerun4life97 0
to bad Dobby is dead
holybuckets 0
HP fans are insane!! that was a fantastic movie though. :)
hahaurfunnylol 1
nah LOTR are Insane especially the first day the third one came out
hahaurfunnylol 1
LOTR fans*
loveuforever 0
It was an amazing movie!! I saw the midnight premiere and nobody got wild and crazy but the lady monitoring the comings and goings of movie goers was pretty intense.
GAMaeishere 0
i was one of the crazy fans who dressed up (Slytherin pride!). Yeah, it was intense. You would have thought we were carrying a bomb.
UsernameIsUsed 9
Did you curse him?
nocomment1 3
being dressed as a house elf, did you get tackled by a naked old man wearing just a cloth? lol
Kill_Kayt 5
he said "20 year old man" which is not old at the least and barely a man.
c_rios88 4
got your ass kicked by Dobby, that's priceless
Virginia6810 16
anybody else have to read this more than once to make sure they read it right?
64ponygirl 1
yes. three times lol