Today, I had to convince my husband that I'm not having an affair all because I refused to have sex with him. Apparently the fact that I gave birth to our twins 10 days ago isn't a good enough reason to turn him down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband threw an epic temper tantrum because I wouldn’t have sex with him. I recently suffered from a miscarriage and the thought of anything going on down there makes me uncomfortable. He eventually calmed down and said, "Fine, just don’t be surprised if I end up cheating." FML
Today, my husband is sulking because he "can't" have sex with me. I've tried initiating things multiple times, but he keeps saying no, because I'm pregnant and he says it'd be exactly the same as having sex with his own kid. FML
Today, my period was a few days late, so my anxiety kicked in and I told my husband I was worried about being pregnant. He pointedly said that pregnancy requires sex, and I suddenly remembered we haven't had sex in months. I haven't cheated, but good luck convincing his suspicious ass of that. FML
Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to our first child less than two weeks ago. FML
Today, I confronted my husband about him being unfaithful. He said his reasons were because he's just not attracted to me anymore and my current weight repulses him. I'm six months pregnant with his child. FML
Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML
Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I'd only just admitted to her two days ago that I've been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML
Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to claim it was my fault that he cheated on me, all because I "deprived" him of sex for two weeks last month when I went on a family vacation. If his mental gymnastics were physical, I swear he'd be able to suck his own cock. FML
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Top comments
Bree12345 15
Congrats on the newborns
Jasper1405 16
FYL, your husband should be ashamed of himself for putting sex over your welbeing.
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Comments (226)
ileenefudge 29
Your insensitive asshole of a husband should be helping you with your newborn children instead and quit thinking about sex all the time.
stellasue11 38
sounds like an asshole to me too
kkillaj 5
Op should tell him "you wouldn't want it anyways with how the kids completely wrecked shit."
Julianne_sings 10
Some men just don't get it. Congratulations on your babies though!
Late_night83 25
Give him a ********!
iwadasn 33
I doubt she's in the mood after being wrongfully accused of infidelity.
commy_fml 4
You should be happy if you still turn him on only 10 days after giving birth!
Lili_love 14
eww D: I'm sorry you have a nasty husband who wants to bang the disgusting loose ****** that just popped out twins...not to mention your probably pretty fat right now.
EpicBlondie89 19
I sincerely hope you're just failing at sarcasm here. There's so much incorrect and assumption in this comment.
Lili_love 14
no I actually find it really weird that he wants to be intimate with her... then again I also think its weird when hudbands are around their pregnant wives
EpicBlondie89 19
Ok little lesson.First, not all pregnant women get fat. Second, you're actually TIGHTER after kids. Also some guys find the fact that you just bite them children sexy. The guys helped create the kid, they better damn sure be around their wives. Congratulations, you've learned something new today. Now you can try to not look like an ignorant ass.
sulitak 27
there's a reason there is pregnant ****... some men get turned on by the thought of a woman's body growing a child (or two).
trskln 1
Unless you had a root canal as well, you should be good to go !!
wethejackie 8
congradulations!
EvilUndead 9
Well, there are other ways of having sex. For example there's a thing called femdom where girl penetrate the guy with a strapon. Or you could play a dominatrix. Since he's that anxious to screw, you could offer him either of those. Who knows, maybe he won't run away and end up enjoying it.
blessedbylife 6
and then he realizes that he likes the D more then the P and leaves her with twins
Ti996r28 7
Congratulations on your twins!!