Today, I had to convince my husband that I'm not having an affair all because I refused to have sex with him. Apparently the fact that I gave birth to our twins 10 days ago isn't a good enough reason to turn him down. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband threw an epic temper tantrum because I wouldn’t have sex with him. I recently suffered from a miscarriage and the thought of anything going on down there makes me uncomfortable. He eventually calmed down and said, "Fine, just don’t be surprised if I end up cheating." FML
Today, my husband is sulking because he "can't" have sex with me. I've tried initiating things multiple times, but he keeps saying no, because I'm pregnant and he says it'd be exactly the same as having sex with his own kid. FML
Today, my period was a few days late, so my anxiety kicked in and I told my husband I was worried about being pregnant. He pointedly said that pregnancy requires sex, and I suddenly remembered we haven't had sex in months. I haven't cheated, but good luck convincing his suspicious ass of that. FML
Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to our first child less than two weeks ago. FML
Today, I confronted my husband about him being unfaithful. He said his reasons were because he's just not attracted to me anymore and my current weight repulses him. I'm six months pregnant with his child. FML
Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML
Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I'd only just admitted to her two days ago that I've been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML
Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to claim it was my fault that he cheated on me, all because I "deprived" him of sex for two weeks last month when I went on a family vacation. If his mental gymnastics were physical, I swear he'd be able to suck his own cock. FML
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Top comments
Bree12345 15
Congrats on the newborns
Jasper1405 16
FYL, your husband should be ashamed of himself for putting sex over your welbeing.
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Comments (226)
blessedbylife 6
congrats OP, tell him suck it up after my wife had our kids I didnt get any.sexy time for almost six months twins and work are tiring not considering your hormonal imbalance. hand him a box of tissue and point him to the bathroom
dereksmalls1985 7
My wife and I didn't have sex for seven weeks after our son was born. Tell your husband to grow up.
ViviMage 40
You are healing from the ordeal. I know he hasn't been getting a lot of action, but your well being should be worth a playboy and astroglide! What a ********.
Bx_Awesome 4
Should've had kids with someone with more reason
angelitared 27
This comment is so dumb! Most likely she had a c section!!!
angelitared 27
Husband=dumbass
Bcfrmkc816 17
Well it's not
primadonnagirl 13
Is there a way I can triple 'thumbs-down' #160??
StEpHiE1226 12
Show him your episiotomy. That'll fix him op.
chinagirl3343 8
Ummm 6 weeks is the earliest you can have sex... And your husband is an idiot. Hopefully your little ones take after you...