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Today, I had to take a splinter out of my eight year old son's penis. FML

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TCRII 30

He has been in summer camp the last couple of weeks. His group did an obstacle course through the woods and they had to get everyone over a 6 foot high wooden wall. Pretty sure he got it from that. No signs of infection.

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stillalive33 14

This is going to be a great story for future girlfriends.

wood32000 4

now how'd he manage that?

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wood32000 4

now how'd he manage that?

Rinat_fml 26

I got sympathy pain after reading this post. Boys will be boys! Good luck!

TheAtheistChild 10

Thank you Father (my dad) for giving me your x/making me a girl.

GreatGeak 8

@24 that was kind of creepy.

bdun4 18

@24 I thought that the male gives the Y chromosome to make them a boy

xxrogerthatxx 19

Wood fetish ftw!

Futacy 30

47- Your mom gives you an X no matter what, and if your dad gives you an X, you're a girl (XX), but if your dad gives you a Y, you're a boy(XY)

mz135 12

... How?!

cryssycakesx3 23

thanks 24, for letting us know that, indeed, your father is in fact your dad. clarification was appreciated as I was a little fuzzy on the relationship.

kairi1994 6

Actually if she hadn't clarified I would have thought she meant god or lord or something along those lines.

guskta 17

OP's son is doing morning wood wrong

Vitotaylor36 13

#24, Details unclear, got stuck in washing machine.

Sports_guy3 28

Great story #42

wickedalwayswins 7

Gives their son a Y and daughter an X

fatimawazhere 14

By far the most creative thing I heard LOL

incoherentrmblr 22

Talk about stiff wood...

jacquesromualdez 12

Pinocchio?

depressingrage 5

You know exactly what happened wood

Gilipro 8

i totally wood not do that

flexbuffxhest 5

What was he doing that involved wood and His penis....

shudson186 17

I feel like it might have to do with a tree hole.

evilamoebaattack 20

i wonder how he got wood *there*.

Fritterzz 13

I think a better question is what was wood doing in his wood???

cyanidesandwich 21

I think he got so confused about something that he actually got his dick caught in a ceiling fan...

Googolman 29

2 - Why did you capitalize "his"? Do you think OP's son is God?

TCRII 30

He has been in summer camp the last couple of weeks. His group did an obstacle course through the woods and they had to get everyone over a 6 foot high wooden wall. Pretty sure he got it from that. No signs of infection.

pjsr 33

Thanks for the followup. I think most were wondering, 'How does that even happen?' and 'How can I avoid that?'

extrasnipes 22

Feel bad for the kid. Must have been hard to go through that.

HuebertMCR 10

So he was doing the climb buck naked I assume

stillalive33 14

This is going to be a great story for future girlfriends.

JRT98 12

I can see it now... "Hey did we ever tell you the time your boyfriend got a splinter in his ding ding? Yeah he ****** a birdhouse."

ShyVi 18

#73 I'm dying of laughter. Oh god make it stop!

hxnnxh 14

Or a little something to add to the wedding speech!

clair_brodie 35

Hell, this is going to be a great story NOW.

JRT98 12

#85 Woody Woodpecker is his name!

asapp78 16

Ouch, poor baby!

zRatio 6

It was an 8 year old. Not a baby.

tournamentdecide 33

He's still a young child. I call my 4 year old dog a puppy every day.

tehandyz 7

he could be 12 and every mother on earth will refer to him as "baby"

lifa 16

He could be 30+ and every mother would still refer to their son as her baby

alaen23 23

How would this be an FML? You have such an exciting story to tell.

NodakN8V 25

Can't just go around sticking it in every hole ....

cakefete2 31

So true. There are things worse than splinters.

cryssycakesx3 23

if I had a gentleman's appendage, I'm certain I'd stick it in random things -- to see if it fits, of course.

teotsi 28

WTF #59

HylianTwilight 21

61, maybe it's just a girl thing. Many men I talked to said if they were females for a day, they'd be shoving stuff up the cooch just to see "what it felt like"...so, if we ladies had a dick for a day, I think that would be our idea of 'experimentation'. I'm not speaking for everyone, just from personal experiences with the conversations.

lmf5292 10

If you had boobs for a day wouldn't you squeeze them just because you could?

Welshite 40

And that's why glory holes are bad, kids.

MrConcise 35

The only glory you'll get from one of those is managing to come out *without* an STD.

WasabiMars 21

And here I thought it's the penis that does the penetrating. Seriously though, having splinters in that area is really painful and it's possible that there could be an infection. Better get your son checked just to make sure.

SWhimsynBubbaS 14

That will be a fun story to explain to the doctor...

buckdharma 38

Shouldn't he be seeing a tree surgeon?

bpickett18 16

You make it sound like you have some experience in that.

tehandyz 7

I dont think you need a doctor to check for infection. redness, puffiness and unusual heat are signs of infection but OPs follow-up said no signs of infection and it sounded like superficial splinters anyway.

MrConcise 35

Gives new meaning to the colloquialism "wood".

MissSatan 16

If he did that at eight, I'm scared to see how creative he'll get around puberty