Today, I had to ask my sister if she'd shit her pants because the smell of poop was following us around Paris. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I had to ask an eighteen-year-old, or that she said yes and didn't do anything. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML
Today, I had to piss really bad, so we stopped at a gas station. I guess I had to pee so bad that I didn't think to check the PUBLIC toilet. My mom went in after me and when she got back in the car, she asked me if I'd pooped, which I hadn't, then she told me that the seat was covered in it. Actual shit. FML
Today, my eight-year-old daughter refused to use the port-a-potty at the fair. She preferred to piss her pants. FML
Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML
Today, for the millionth time, I walked into a complete smellhole of a bathroom, because my almost ten-year-old sister not only never flushes, but she doesn't wipe either. FML
Today, my greatgrandpa came over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, he pooped himself. My family went through the rest of the meal acting like we hadn't noticed to avoid embarassment. As it was coming to an end, my sister came home and immediately yelled, "Ew! Did someone poop?" He cried. FML
Today, I got diarrhea while on a trip with my daughters. At our third stop, I had to sit in the stall listening to my 5 year-old informing everyone who came in that "mommy is stopping at EVERY bathroom to poop." FML
Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML
Today, as I was standing in line at the checkout, the elderly guy in front turned around and said quietly to me, "Sometimes I shit my pants." He then nodded grimly and turned back around, hitting me with the full force of the stench now coming from his pants. FML
Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML
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Soverain 15
What were you guys doing that she ended up ******** herself? Did she tell you why she didn't mention her accident? There are so many questions, OP.
sarcasmismyno1 22
It's very common to have gastric distress while traveling. What I don't get is how come she did nothing about it.
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Comments (45)
cuz803 46
What a shitty experience
kozuu 7
I feel like that would be okay culturally in France, so no worries.
igg125 30
Thank you for your service
Wildhippo 4
You were there when she grew up. You are also responsible for this.
MaiLyfe 20
...how the hell is OP responsible for someone else ******** their pants?
Sandman2015 12
That's...unfortunate man. The French food must have done her stomach in.
GirasolNegro 22
I hope you went "home" so she could immediately shower and change!!
ouimadam 10
Hey guys, author here! I needed an account to comment. Firstly, some of you are hilarious. Secondly, we had been drinking the night before and she was still feeling it the next day. My guess is she pooped during the night and didn't notice some on her leg, nor did she notice it the next morning. When I asked she went to the lop and checked and found it! We got it cleaned up with no harm done, but it's something I won't let her forget for a while! ??
Rayth 19
I'm still fairly curious to how one doesn't notice the smell of shit that entire time though…
amanda182 19
Does she have a mental illness...or?
Diamond_don 18
It be like that sometimes
Witchylady 18
Why did she poop her pants. And why not remove them and buy fresh clothes and wipe her butt. Just gross