Today, my eight-year-old daughter refused to use the port-a-potty at the fair. She preferred to piss her pants. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter started showing signs of understanding the potty training concept. She announced to my mother-in-law that she needed to go potty, only to be flatly told, "No, you don't." So she crapped herself. Now it's going to take forever to train her. FML
Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my four-year-old. She has some issues with wetting the bed, so I told her that if she wasn't sure if she was dreaming about "going", she should pinch herself to make sure she's awake. In the produce section, she pinched herself, smiled proudly, and peed. FML
Today, I discovered that my 8-year old is not fully toilet trained when a turd fell out of his pants, shortly after introducing him to his new babysitter. FML
Today, my daughter watched a potty training video on Sesame Street. In the middle of the video, she got up and ran to her potty to practice. She then announced, "All done!", and proudly closed the lid to her potty. She then immediately stood on top of it and peed. FML
Today, as I was standing in the checkout line in a store, my six year-old daughter proudly announced to everyone that I fell asleep on the toilet last night. FML
Today, while on a road trip, I stopped at a gas station and told my kids to go to the restroom. My youngest daughter said, "I had to go earlier, but not anymore." FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML
Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML
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mekiswrite 21
To be fair, port-o-potties are disgusting.
BurnInDemonFire 39
It's cool to pee your pants. Billy Madison said so.
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Comments (20)
SamanthaThe1st 23
If you've ever been in an outhouse, you'll understand how that appears to be a reasonable choice
BurnInDemonFire 39
It's cool to pee your pants. Billy Madison said so.
mekiswrite 21
To be fair, port-o-potties are disgusting.
Miss Beep 14
I'd rather piss my pants too...
StagGT 13
kinda respect her decision to not use those disease buckets. YDI, DHK
tounces7 28
Pissing herself was probably the more hygienic option.
weeping_willow 25
Urine is sterile. Those port-a-potty’s... not so much.
alycion 39
When it’s only those disgusting sweat boxes, let her wear a diaper instead. Putting a kid in one of those should count as some form of abuse. I’d piss myself instead of using one as well.
Sinshine 28
Can't blame her. I wouldn't want to go on those either.
zuckerburg 21
did she prefer that? or were you an inattentive self-involved millennial parent who didn't notice her whining on needing the loo, and your response is "she refused to use it and instead pissed her pants"? I know several hundred 7 - 10 year-old's and none of them CHOOSE to do this.