Shortround
Wheaton, United States
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ROLLY
United States
Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML
TriangularBanana
Cypress, United States
Today, a girl stole my heart. She also stole my wallet, phone, and keys. FML
abdominates
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Canada
iPod Classic, 7th Gen, 160 Go, the best ever
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
foretwintie
Canada
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
pillowless
United States
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
americanized
Denmark
Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
fffemaleee
Waterford, United States
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
alo1434
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Great timing
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my brother thought he would take my key and steal my shoes from my football locker while I was at practice. What he didn't think about was him leaving my locker unlocked for the 3 hours of practice. Someone stole my iPod, my cell phone, my wallet, and all of my clothes. FML
oneiPodlighter
Conshohocken, United States
Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
Top comments
greenie213 23
Cheer up! Now you can get an iPhone 5!
exzaclee 3
Phone = iPhone iPod = iPhone Girlfriend = iPhone?
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Comments (229)
HighasaCloud 46
beat. the. ****. out of him
BruisedEgoGal917 0
**** her, you can do better sweetie. He's a douche and she's a bitch. Let them be shitheads together.
UrMomzCooch 3
U sir are a pussy
SmittyKick 18
Its all good cause now you can get a an iphone 5 and kill 2 birds with one stone, also just get a new girlfriend
mowmowlife 21
You deserve it for considering your partners as items to be stolen. He might be an improvement to that attitude. Or not, if she's so crass as to traverse partners like that. Either way, you've gotten a break or deserved it.
Jakespeed207 4
OP, its rather simple. Go to the guy's place (make sure the bitch is there) beat the everlasting crapola out of him, get your phone nd iPod back, look at your ex with disgust, and tell the guy "You can keep her." All badass style, walk out trade both phone nd iPod in or sell them, then get an s3
legit0817 4
You should've became a Muay Thai expert like me dude! Ge wouldn't have took any of those.
chevynova1743 4
I agree you're a pussy. STAND UP FOR YOURSELF FOR ONCE! Otherwise you'll be walked all over for the rest of your life by everyone. Change who you are, it'll be for the better.
jc95sd 3
... Kill em.
mischiimasch 0
Wow what a bully, you should take it all back
81G_TxGirl 0
#223 all except the hoe. Most people here said exactly what I was thinking. Even if he beats u up, don't let anyone bully u. If ur scared work out, be a man & get ur shit back & sum of his. Get a homegirl to smack that byotch too lol