Today, I noticed this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to see what was wrong. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wanted to kill himself. My first response was, "Don't, you'll regret it later." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, I was texting my friend. He has a history of depression, which we were talking about, and somehow, he turned the conversation to, "If we ever broke up, I would kill myself." I didn't even know we were even going out. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
Today, I had a mental breakdown. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was, "I think we were better off as friends." FML
Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, the cops had to be called while my boyfriend and I were hanging out with some friends of ours. It all started when one of them said that he would kill himself if I didn't "just end your fucking relationship already, and date me instead." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
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Livinia 11
Well that was a stupid thing to say.
xtacticalswarmx 0
o.o *insert facepalm here* Next time, if there is one, try saying the good old fashioned, "she didn't deserve you, there are better women out there." Maybe it will have more soothing effect.
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Comments (198)
gunmania0 12
lol noooooooooooob
Murn 0
I guess that's true... Maybe
kyanisaurus 0
"Don't you'll be surrounded by nuns in heaven, or raped by Satan in hell."
Queene2599 6
op should have thought about what she was was gonna say b4 she said it
mfjkr 10
well if he does kill himself Satan will love his soul cause violence against self takes you to him I mean what
leeshxx 3
why did this comment get so many thumbs down? Yes people with the new app update you can now thumb people but for ***** sake don't abuse it! I'm imagining a bunch of monkeys now pressing thumbs down on this comment. bring it bitches!
CheckMyProfile 17
Correction: " Don't, you'll regret it later in AFTERLIFE".
XZeenon 1
Well, if he tries suicide and fails, he'll regret it.
bigblue95 0
u just approach random men who are crying?
pimplayer 0
haha this guy's a pedo ^
FarSide 23
Can you find anything else stupid to say?
bgo7 0
haha your a freakin genius! really gave that guy reason to live
MusicXisXii 0
no. FHisL. he has to deal with someone like you to cheer him up.
j_cat187 20
tell him rotting in the ground is no fun
urdirtyolduncle 15
68-- O-M-G thanks for letting us know about the new update for the app! I love it!
fl0ffy 0
um ya but if you kill your self you go strait to hell
ihasbrains 10
Or you don't believe in that shit, and when you die, you're gone for good, and nothing happens to you. Ever thought of that?
nalia18 8
BAHAHAH!!!!!!
Tessa39 0
haha well he could if he doesn't get the job done right.. and run the risk of being permanently maimed..
Lilllly_1316 0
Well, that sucks. you should have taken him to a therapist.
squishy01 0
At least you tried. You might have saved a life.
EmoGiana 0
OP, in that man's condition, I doubt he was thinking "Wow.. he/she's an idiot". all he probably listened to was "regret". So OP most likely saved this mans life :)
rhiseph 0
well at least you tried :) & I'm sure he didn't kill himself. he probably thought if some random person cares about him killing himself that his friends & family would too!
luvdacowboys 0
i disagree... OP sounds like an amazing therapist
atlas22 0
why would you take him to the rapist?
atlas22 0
see what I did thar???
GaryMuzz 4
RECOGNITION FOR COPYING SNL! is that what you wants :-D?
melancholyangel 0
@ 38 - I disagree. One of the Don'ts of suicide prevention is to lecture on the value of life or imply that suicide is wrong. You need to evaluate the immediate danger, ask about a plan. The more specific the plan and easy to achieve, the greater the risk.
decomposerix 0
lol the rapist
beastwill64 16
but he/ she doesnt know who he even is yet.
freelife571 4
Then what happened?
ImaWiseGuy 5
haha, yea I hear alot of people regret it afterwards....
freelife571 4
Yep, sure do.
leeshxx 3
they all had a party and invited the local hobos got high on cocaine had an orgy and joined the circus. thats what happened
freelife571 4
Sounds like a wild time.
newzealandkiwi 0
not very bright hope he was okay tho.
Livinia 11
Well that was a stupid thing to say.
newzealandkiwi 0
agree...!!!
jewPYRO666 0
it could always get worst
insanesna1l 0
he could have taken ops life instead
leeshxx 3
really? I think that is what the op was getting at
CharleneW 0
It was a pretty dumb thing to say, but clearly Op realizes that... hence the FML. Also.. 6.. just out of curiosity, why do you have a picture frame picture as your display?
Livinia 11
151- It's not a picture frame, it's the edge of a window I was sitting at.
CharleneW 0
Obviously that bar is part of the picture, what I mean is a picture that comes in a frame. I just bought a picture frame a and that picture was in it.....
xtacticalswarmx 0
o.o *insert facepalm here* Next time, if there is one, try saying the good old fashioned, "she didn't deserve you, there are better women out there." Maybe it will have more soothing effect.
xtacticalswarmx 0
****! ^a more^ my bad! x_x
VorpikeII 17
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRb852SOvO3lXTRtofS35aQpfrT9UlnPnY_LcntkC6EM5mDl2Il
VorpikeII 17
oops I thought it would show the pic notthe link.
melancholyangel 0
@7 - You are incorrect, that is one of the worst things to say.
xtacticalswarmx 0
o: You doubt my undeniable wisdom? I'm sad. If I didnt know any better I would think you're the man's ex? in which case you wouldn't want him to find someone better. it's the truth. I am not incorrect, that is just your opinion, which you're entitled to. I been in those shoes, and either way it's better than what OP said to him. Next time give some basis for your claim please. [=
melancholyangel 0
I've had much training in suicide training both in educational and work environment. It is alright to tell a sad friend to cheer up over a girl but to say that to an individual who is thinking about suicide is wrong.
xtacticalswarmx 0
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renaee 13
146 you said training twice and it made you sound dumb so I didn't read the rest of your comment. But from what I read, it sounded like you were implying that there are organizations out there that teach you about the arts of suicide.
jandee 0
Totally With You On That one #7.!
xtacticalswarmx 0
Haha, thanks. I been there before, saying something like that, just makes shit worse.
nothingtodisplay 7
when I say it actually helped the guy so I guess it just depends on the person.
xtacticalswarmx 0
uh hmm. I see...
Darkness_Hate 29
You're right.........maybe on the other one isn'it ? :p
HarryMcC 1
*slap!*