Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML
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Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML
Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML
Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML
Today, I was playing a game of truth or dare in a group with a girl I liked. She was dared to kiss me, but then the group decided that that was too cruel of a dare. FML
Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML
Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
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A_Guy 0
That sucks How does she deserve it? Assholes
klutzywriter 0
Ouch!!
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Comments (205)
ChaChiBabe 4
Wow that's soo mean!! WTF is wrong with ppl
maddienoelle 13
All that matters is your personality. If your a good person, that's all that counts. Don't let obnoxious, shallow jerks bring you down.
FuckUsernames101 5
No ones ugly. The person who told you thats probably just jealous.
nicky_8017 3
He proablly didn't want to kiss someone ugly, so he picked you. Maybe you are not strikingly gorgeous but beautiful in your own way.
sophiehelen 32
People are assholes, sorry OP