Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML
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Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML
Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML
Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML
Today, I was playing a game of truth or dare in a group with a girl I liked. She was dared to kiss me, but then the group decided that that was too cruel of a dare. FML
Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML
Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
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A_Guy 0
That sucks How does she deserve it? Assholes
klutzywriter 0
Ouch!!
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Comments (205)
SpasticTurnip 4
Bahahah that sucks, Next time you see him kick him in the balls ;D
QuietRiots 0
True story, my roommate's first kiss was with me last year during a very regressive game of Truth or Dare. We're all 22 or older. While the dare wasn't "kiss the ugliest" or anything, I'm sure she wasn't thrilled to have her roommate (we're not at all involved) be her first kiss, or for her first kiss to be so late in life. My advice? Don't let it bother you, people are idiots, everyone gets theirs eventually.
mas19 0
jandersoniii WTF?! I'm the cousin of this user name & I hav 2 say **** u asshole! ur only saying that cus ur inbred parents taught u that. I agree I hope u meet a girl who cooks 4 u poisons u Jackass. the 18th century is over pal! wake up! and btw go **** ur self cus aparently there is not woman in ur life 2 do that 4 u & 4 a good reason. burn in he'll asshole!
mas19 0
oh yeah and also that suck that guy is almost as much of an asshole as jandersoniii! that sounds lik sumthing that would happen 2 me thow. an u no wat screw him he's probally ugly & felt all superior cus sum1 accually kissed him so he tried 2 make u feel like crap. 4get him most guys r assholes anyway, well the 1s I meet anyway. there's only a small percent who r nice.
yes_itsme 0
You deserve a medal for completely your goal...to get as many replies as you possibly can to your comment. good job! want a ******* cookie?
SerbianGirl_fml 0
I'm so sorry. Two guys I have been with didn't even wanted or did kiss me, so consider yourself lucky.
stepup0220 0
that does suck, but you shouldn't have made out with a complete stranger.
jakeidk 0
I'm sorry *air hug*
defaultusername 0
makes me angry at my own gender.
weavermycutecat 0
MAYBEY everyone else at the party was beautiful from plastic surgery! then u have natural beauty! or, he has bad taste. OR it was opposite day!!!