apav
Australia
Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Richmond, United States
Contempt
Today, as a public defender, my client was actually innocent for once. I intended to utterly destroy the prosecution's case and demonstrate his good character. That plan went straight to hell when he showed up heavily intoxicated. FML
single again
Chico, United States
Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML
Bee
Canada
Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML
mustanggt
La Porte, United States
Today, I was in traffic court trying to get out of a ticket. The judge called my defense "complete, unadulterated bullshit." FML
anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Red flag
Today, while arriving to a date for the first time in a couple years, the first thing out of his mouth was, "I'm only dressed up because I had court today." FML
thegrandchawhee
Yakima, United States
Today, I was scheduled to fill in at the customer service counter where I work. Today was also the day that I allegedly accused a customer of being a thief, sold her a fraudulent money order, and will be sued for defamation of character. FML
dumbblonde
Today, I figured out that the roommate who I let move in with me on Sunday is probably a prostitute. I’m a lawyer. FML
Anonymous
Weird
Today, to anyone else who thinks court can be weird, I say this: I just had to testify in court about my penis because it was relevant to the case. FML
Anonymous
That ain't it
Today, my tampon leaked right before I had to go to court. I'm the plaintiff and I work for my city, and blood stains isn't a good look. FML
convict possibly
Today, I got to try on a stunning suit that made me the handsomest man in the world. Upcoming prom? No. Wedding? No. I attended a date... A court date. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Priceless. But depending on the case, there is a small possibility, you were still correct.
OppositesAttract_fml 0
Nice. XD FYL, but it's not your fault, we all mess up sometimes like that. ;P
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myriadworlds 0
Hahaha that's so funny
mugamoo 0
Once I meant to say breath test & I said breast...on opposing counsel's answering machine. He probably played it for his entire office. I'm female, too. Don't worry about it.
jBird_fml 0
Haha, well if they sass u, u can just strike a pose and say "PREPARE TO FEEL THE POWER OF ATTORNEY"
eastmanwolf 0
I have not laughed this hard in so long.
AshleyRose784 0
Fantastic
cactus_fml 0
LOL.
Stragler 0
Nice 1, mate! But at the same time... Sorry for your luck!
HeyitsPheddy 0
I had an english teacher who said "catholics and prostitutes" instead of "catholics and protestants". She even wrote it on the board
TJS07 0
Awesome. Would have been even better if you called the judge your horny instead of your honor. He he
soku47 0
I thought that's how you actually say it...
blackwidowtaco 31
I hope you're joking.