Today, I had my boss and his family over for dinner. Our kids played while waiting for dinner to be ready. Just as we were sitting to eat, our 8-year-olds ran out and my son says "Look at Baxter! I found underwear with a tail hole!" They had found my crotchless panties and put them on the dog. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML
Today, I got home to find a pair of my dirty underwear (that were in the dirty clothes basket) in the middle of the living room. I must be delicious, because my dog was licking them. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML
Today, I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer, her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML
Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML
Today, my dog ate my underwear. This is the twenty-seventh pair that he has eaten. FML
Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML
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mijzelffan 0
Lol, did the dog look good in them?
Nightfallz 0
lol YDI. hide your sex toys better or don't let kids in your room
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Comments (114)
dramakat11 0
I'm sure your boss thought it was hilarious unless he has a stick shoved up his ass.
henri_fml 0
hopefully, your boss is one of the clueless ones who thinks the panties are made specifically for dogs.
Thesexywhale 0
The fact that half of you don't know what crotchless panties are... is very sad.
starburst_boy 0
The purpose of a pair of panties is to cover your crotch and absorb sweat. I will never understand "crotchless panties." It's like buying some "lensless glasses." >_>
Diosjenin 0
#81 is full of win. If the purpose of "crotchless panties" is to keep people from wanting to "just jump straight to sex," as #53 insinuates... well, I can't help but think that a panty minus the crotch doesn't provide much of a barrier to doing exactly that.
Trebie 6
lol, good comparison!
martymcfly12 0
36 explains good
ScreamToday 0
That made me laugh so hard that my sides hurt. Mental image FTW. XD
rakhil11 7
XD @ 46 and wow...lol!!!
askantik 4
Why do people have their WORK boss over for dinner at their HOME?
Dagon8 0
Because they can't have dinner at their work and they don't have a home boss? How dumb are you?
Kirk_Spock 0
Hilarious!
Nijili_fml 0
was your dog's name really baxter?? who names their dog baxter really...