Today, I had my boss and his family over for dinner. Our kids played while waiting for dinner to be ready. Just as we were sitting to eat, our 8-year-olds ran out and my son says "Look at Baxter! I found underwear with a tail hole!" They had found my crotchless panties and put them on the dog. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML
Today, I got home to find a pair of my dirty underwear (that were in the dirty clothes basket) in the middle of the living room. I must be delicious, because my dog was licking them. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML
Today, I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer, her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML
Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML
Today, my dog ate my underwear. This is the twenty-seventh pair that he has eaten. FML
Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML
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mijzelffan 0
Lol, did the dog look good in them?
Nightfallz 0
lol YDI. hide your sex toys better or don't let kids in your room
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lullabyy_fml 0
awww that's too bad.
bzlnv8 0
FYL if they are huge. not so bad if they are cute.
Shmoopie4 0
If those kids went into your drawer and got those out, that's when I would spank the 8 year old and ground him. FYL.
kennadeath 0
That sounds reminiscent of my life. My dog's name is Baxter and always finds my panties.
lilcuti3pi389 0
Is someone going to please answer the question of what crotchless panties are for? Might as well not where underwear?? I don't get it. =/
philosopher 0
- Easy access to the good parts - Decoration, curb appeal, visual aesthetics - Some people like some or all their clothes on during sex Some of you need to either get out more, do -something- more with your partner, or just sit at your computer and google. (I highly recommend the first two.) *facepalm*
Rene2shae 0
@ #33, comment full of win!
jnic 0
**** yeah #33!
sheheartsthings 0
There just doesn't seem to be a point in crotchless underwear though. Why not just not wear underwear at all? It's silly, in my opinion.
Aulo 0
#48: Lingerie is meant to be evocative and sensual in order to turn both yourself and your partner on. If everyone wanted to just jump straight to sex, there'd be no such thing as foreplay.
FarSide 23
Why wear underwear at all? First, they are sexy. Having your ass covered, and the beav on display is quite erotic. Especially if your lady lifts her dress up and flashes you. There is still mystery when wearing crotchless panties. No mystery to going commando. It's what you can't see and can see that is stirring. My wife used to wear them often, until her ben-wah's fell on the floor one time.
runtothehills 0
o well, I guess il do one of the most akwurd speachs in my whole life.... what are crotchless panties? crotchless panties are a type of lingre used for male and female to show your *ahem* "private" parts of your body. many fetishs involve the usage of these clothing such as bdsm. basicly it's just to show your private parts an make them more accesible for sexual pleasure.
kittykat1501 31
Hello!!! There are 13- year-olds on here! I am, and I am offended by your comment, 33
blueyekai 17
This app includes sexual content, so deal with it or leave. Don't complain
philosopher 0
What is your son doing in your panty drawer? If it was out in the open, YDI, but otherwise that kid needs to be told to stay out of people's private stuff. The worse thing is that now you may have to burn those since they've been on your dog.
Rok_fml 0
This is hilarious!
DangerousBabee 0
WTF? Who wears crotchless panties? Ahaha she's a super freak xD
Aulo 0
So you have to be a super freak in order to enjoy lingerie? Good to know.
absurdliaisons 0
Seriously, ilu and your son. At least he's being... creative? On the flip side of this, I would try explaining to him that it is inconsiderate to rummage through mommy's drawers. But I heart how all the prudes come out with, "Augh! Crotchless panties! How sick/gross/nasty/contemptible.". Sheesh, grow up.
greggsansone 1
Well at least your son didn't put them on his face...I hope they were clean!