Today, my daughter didn't clean the bathroom today, even though I told her yesterday that she needed to do it. She claims she forgot, because, she’s "slept since then.” FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was standing in the checkout line in a store, my six year-old daughter proudly announced to everyone that I fell asleep on the toilet last night. FML
Today, my 17-year-old daughter didn't do the laundry. Her excuse? "If it was meant to be done, it would have done itself." This is the same daughter who yesterday tried convincing me she was responsible enough to get a dog. FML
Today, my daughter had an anxiety attack. Why? Because I told her she needs to be making her bed every day. FML
Today, I noticed my daughter’s bathroom was dusty, so I screamed at her for keeping the bathroom in unacceptable condition. She had a panic attack and has been crying for the past week. She’s 24. FML
Today, I was called gross by my mother for not cleaning my bathroom. I normally clean it every day, but today it looked clean, and I really needed a break. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML
Today, my obsessive-compulsive mother barred me from using the toilet she had just cleaned. She told me to wait until tomorrow. FML
Today, I told my family that for my birthday I didn’t want to do any chores and just wanted the house cleaned. What they heard was mom won’t do chores today so let’s leave them all for her tomorrow. I didn’t even have a clean mug for coffee this morning. FML
Today, my daughter used my towel. She thought that because it was clean, it would be okay. She’s 27. FML
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
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RichardPencil 32
So, there's still poop on the seat?
Bonniibiik 6
So by her logic she has to do her chores immediately. Definitely can’t take a nap or go to sleep before, unless she promises to remember.
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Comments (6)
sphera82 7
LOL
RichardPencil 32
So, there's still poop on the seat?
AnaBae 5
Apparently not since there was another office email sent out
Bonniibiik 6
So by her logic she has to do her chores immediately. Definitely can’t take a nap or go to sleep before, unless she promises to remember.
kazekai8 11
I would get the belt if I were to try to pull that shit when I was a kid
Charlie Given 28
Well either A. she's a teenager and she's messing with you or B. she actually did forget because she's a teenager or possibly maybe she has some depression issues?
BurnInDemonFire 39
I forget a lot of things when I go to sleep as well. I once forgot my roommate existed, and nearly called the cops on an "intruder". We had lived together for 3 years at the time.
jobekka 20
do it yourself