Today, I had my boss and his family over for dinner. Our kids played while waiting for dinner to be ready. Just as we were sitting to eat, our 8-year-olds ran out and my son says "Look at Baxter! I found underwear with a tail hole!" They had found my crotchless panties and put them on the dog. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML
Today, I got home to find a pair of my dirty underwear (that were in the dirty clothes basket) in the middle of the living room. I must be delicious, because my dog was licking them. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML
Today, I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer, her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML
Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML
Today, my dog ate my underwear. This is the twenty-seventh pair that he has eaten. FML
Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML
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mijzelffan 0
Lol, did the dog look good in them?
Nightfallz 0
lol YDI. hide your sex toys better or don't let kids in your room
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dan81892 2
...on a side note, why would you have crotchless panties?
dancin303 0
i dont get thee point of them. why not just not where underwear
alex_vik 1
So, he found your ruined underwear and put them on the dog. They were ruined and useless anyways.
LavaMonster 0
I think they were crotchless on purpose lol
IPA 0
I love that someday you'll remember this comment and just shake your head at how young you are. lol.
Avenging_Angel 0
Crotchless panties...? Hmm... I don't think I wanna know
Colby_Colbert 0
now your boss REALLY wants to give him a blumpkin
jnic 0
Wow, I am amazed at how many people here don't know what crotchless panties are or what the point is. You guys must have really boring sex lives. I'm sorry.
kittycat99 0
LOL That's one of the funniest things I've read on here
FarSide 23
They are sexier than thongs.
kittycat99 0
I know. I am just picturing them on the dog with his tail sticking out. Pretty funny mental picture lol
Calaura9 0
I am from Connecticut like the OP and we are very kinky up here...*´¨) ¸.·´ ¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ (¸.·.·•★☆LL☆★•·. *´¨) (¸.·´ ¸.·*´¨)¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ (¸.· .
Calaura9 0
I am from Connecticut like the OP and we are very kinky up here...*´¨) ¸.·´ ¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ (¸.·.·•★☆LL☆★•·. *´¨) (¸.·´ ¸.·*´¨)¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ (¸.· .
anniebananie 3
Oh, Baxter, you are my little gentleman. I'll take you to foggy London town 'cause you are my little gentleman.
Pedestrian 0
This burrito is delicious but it is filling.