The movie of my life
Today, I learnt my boyfriend has just been using me for character development for the last 5 years. FML
Today, I learnt my boyfriend has just been using me for character development for the last 5 years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML
Today, it's been six months since I started dating this guy. For the majority of the relationship he would accuse me left and right of lying, cheating, and more. After stressing me the fuck out to my breaking point, now six months later, he casually admits that it was all a ploy to control and use me. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend of a year and half hit up another girl to hang out while we were six months into dating. He even shared photos with her from a day trip I was on. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, after being together for 8 months, I learned that not only was my boyfriend a liar, but that he is also married, and has been for 4 years. FML
Today, after five years of being with my boyfriend, I found out that he is apparently very xenophobic. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is only staying with me for the present I promised him for his birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, by helping my sweet, caring boyfriend get over his crippling insecurities and develop some confidence, I've turned him into a lying, cheating asshole I can't stand. FML
Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML
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RichardPencil 32
What the hell does that mean? Are you a character in the comic book he writes? Or does he have a character based on you that he works out at improv class?
John Nemeth 14
“tune in, again in five years to see what happens next On TLC!”
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Comments (7)
RichardPencil 32
What the hell does that mean? Are you a character in the comic book he writes? Or does he have a character based on you that he works out at improv class?
John Nemeth 14
“tune in, again in five years to see what happens next On TLC!”
Fergus52 16
Maybe it's a compliment? - he thinks that you're a better person than he is, and is trying to improve himself/his character by hanging around you. What's that saying? You tend to become like the people you surround yourself with?
genuinegoodguy 9
Eh? What?
kfchicken 31
I think she means he was with her because she helped him better himself and no other reason?
Brightside86 31
I think it means that she's dateble but not relationship material and he wants to have relationship experience as essentially a internship before getting in an endgame relationship.