Today, I had Botox injections to stop my face sweating so much. Now the sweat is almost gone, but my facial expression seems to be stuck on "baffled." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML
Today, my stress sweat overpowered my prescription strength deodorant 45 minutes into an 8-hour shift. I don't know who is more miserable, me or my coworkers. FML
Today, I looked at my face to see if my new age-defying lotion was working. My skin does look younger, it's covered in pimples like a teenager's. FML
Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML
Today, I have come to the point in my life where I need to Google how to stop excessive back sweat. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, I woke up with Chocolate Buttons superglued to my face. FML
Today, I realized that the tingly feeling on my face when I put a new combination of acne wash, acne medication, and my usual moisturizer on was not, in fact, "it working." It was slowly peeling away the top layer of skin. I look and feel sunburned. I also still have acne and oily skin. FML
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
Today, when I woke up, one half of my face was smooth and clear and the other half looked as if I got slapped by the Hand of Puberty itself. FML
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Top comments
twinny_sc 13
At least it's not stuck on "Constipated."
JukeboxValkyrie 19
It could be worse, your face could be stuck on "awkward ******" expression.
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Comments (97)
kurlyfries222 0
You are the idiot who got Botox
jedielf 23
It must have been a hell of a lot of sweat for you to consider Botox, unless you really don't mind that kind of stuff, because I've never heard of it as a remedy for sweating too much. By the way, sweat is good for you because it cools you down naturally. So, not only do you look constantly baffled, but you'll be suffering even more in summer because of it.
meirasanya 10
#38, I've heard of it being used to reduce sweating, but only in the armpits and only in extreme cases.
ohSNAPyall 27
Punishment fits the crime.
emerluvsu 6
So are we talking "high" baffled or "Marilyn Monroe" baffled?
SwtCherryPie 26
Effing duh.. have you not seen any of the millions of pix of stuff like that or heard the endless jokes that revolve around that exact issue. YDI completely... Besides who the eff cares if you sweat... um, yeah, we all do
fat_snooki_lol 6
Wow, 45. Aren't you just shooting rainbows and happiness out of your ass? Easy on.
nikijcchz 10
Rofl!!
fo_86 0
Botox is poison injected into your face so what do you expect?
DMBTimCA 0
It's only poison if it spoils.
skyeyez9 25
Better than stuck on your "O Face."
bladomas 2
you deserve it for getting a botox injection
Battle765 4
I would have sworn than they only did this to armpits. And it didn't completly stop it but hey it's not my money so I don't care.