Today, I had Botox injections to stop my face sweating so much. Now the sweat is almost gone, but my facial expression seems to be stuck on "baffled." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML
Today, my stress sweat overpowered my prescription strength deodorant 45 minutes into an 8-hour shift. I don't know who is more miserable, me or my coworkers. FML
Today, I looked at my face to see if my new age-defying lotion was working. My skin does look younger, it's covered in pimples like a teenager's. FML
Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML
Today, I have come to the point in my life where I need to Google how to stop excessive back sweat. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, I woke up with Chocolate Buttons superglued to my face. FML
Today, I realized that the tingly feeling on my face when I put a new combination of acne wash, acne medication, and my usual moisturizer on was not, in fact, "it working." It was slowly peeling away the top layer of skin. I look and feel sunburned. I also still have acne and oily skin. FML
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
Today, when I woke up, one half of my face was smooth and clear and the other half looked as if I got slapped by the Hand of Puberty itself. FML
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twinny_sc 13
At least it's not stuck on "Constipated."
JukeboxValkyrie 19
It could be worse, your face could be stuck on "awkward ******" expression.
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Comments (97)
2O12 6
That reminds me of what happened to Fiona in A Cinderella Story.
conan13_fml 0
Me too
theonlysweetpea 10
#9 Your forthcoming poetic tirade was much needed, completely understood,
SilentTreatment 7
Do you sweat bacon grease? :)
biduu 5
At least the sweat is almost gone right ? ;)
leadman1989 16
Just get some playdough and make yourself look sexy! Problem solved!
raphanne_fml 33
You mean the air-gulping fish like expression? :O
perdix 31
Get some enormous boob implants so everyone will stare at them jiggling instead of your dead face.
Raesin 21
Fake boobs don't jiggle..
RaySK 2
Reasin, they do when they cause wind shear therefor huge boobs....
KennKenn 0
What?
fo_86 0
Ahaha!!!
nikl 6
Unless it is a guy, Then it is not such a good idea
loopsy_fml 14
How do you know op is a girl? Wait! It would be even funnier on a man! Lol
LennyComa 39
That is awesome
stevenmx86 8
"Hey i don't like the natural thing that my body goes through. I know! Let me inject my face with something unnatural. Then, when something goes wrong, I'll whine about it like I didn't think anything could possibly go wrong!"
conan13_fml 0
Some people have horrible over active sweat glands where they pour sweat when they are just sitting there, Botox has been shown to stop or slow down the glands.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Yeah, I have hyperhydrosis (excessive sweating) but I didn't do the Botox route. I just have prescription deoderants and have to get shots of some sort every year.
TheWicked 4
Sounds like a better way to go.
VickLynx 6
Botox is disgusting.
drewfus2 6
Its active ingredient is Botulin, the most deadly neurotoxin in the world.
peanuty001 19
not only that but it also kills the muscles in your face anyone who has taken Psychology knows and OP should have read over the effects beforehand