Today, I had a substitute teacher for my dance class. I noticed at one point, he took out a camera. The principal came in, everyone was going crazy, and the teacher was dragged out of the classroom. He was taking videos and pictures of us dancing. Turns out he was a registered sex offender. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
Today, my husband is a music teacher, and I walked in on him on Zoom with one of his female students. He said he was teaching her the guitar. He was naked from the waist down and she was fully nude. FML
Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of two guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML
Today, the principal of my school asked me if I had practice. Knowing he's gullible, I said yes. I came home to find him and my mom having sex. FML
Today, I was participating in an exercise in my psychology class to describe this horrible looking person I had never seen before and I described the person as a "rebellious, drug dealing, lowlife". The person in that picture turned out to be my teacher. FML
Today, my principal made me visit "anti-violence" classes because I had a picture of me threatening a man with a gun on my Facebook page. It was taken during the school play, where I was acting as a gangster and the gun was just a toy. The principal saw the play. FML
Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML
Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML
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Jonesy666 0
Holy s**t did the school not CRB check the guy
michellaneous 0
don't they do background checks on all teachers? even subs? i hope they confiscated that camera and burned the film!
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resawins 0
sick. good thing nothing more happened to you...
A7X5989 0
you need to junk punch the guy
Jaina_APO 0
at least you and your fellow dancers are ok... this could have turned out so much worse.
airandfingers 0
lol I found out recently that my old chess teacher (of like 5 years) just plead guilty to molesting at least 3 boys, and that he had had charges filed against him but dropped even before we had met him. It's scary...
ilikerainbows 0
#53 I don't know what school system you're thinking of, but in my state you don't need a bachelor's degree to sub. My roommate and mom work in the system and there are plenty of holes when short-staffed, this is sadly, realistic. However, the principal shouldn't have removed the offender, you would think the school police officer (even crappy public schools have at least one) would have removed him from the classroom under arrest for violating the terms of his sex offender registry (no going within a certain distance of parks, school grounds, and other spaces for minors). Having attended a crappy public school in a sketchy downtown area, and been involved in the school's dance company, this kinda creeps me out true or not.
G_Bug 0
Wow that's scary.
crayons5566 0
its "principal"
rayy1219 0
HOLY SHITTT. thats fu.cked up
dg72592_fml 0
wowwww... schools really will ******* hire anybody. its kind of sad.
so1337 0
but how does that affect you?