Today, my principal made me visit "anti-violence" classes because I had a picture of me threatening a man with a gun on my Facebook page. It was taken during the school play, where I was acting as a gangster and the gun was just a toy. The principal saw the play. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taken to the principal's office and bitched out about the dangerous weapon I brought to school. The "weapon" was a pocket fan. FML
Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of two guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML
Today, in the absence of my god-daughter's parents, I went in their place to see her elementary school's principal. She apparently stood up to a known bully's violence and retaliated, sending said bully to the hospital. Not only she may be facing expulsion, I may get sued by the bully's parents. FML
Today, after finishing a test, I decided to draw to pass the time. My teacher looked at the drawing and gave me a referral to the principal for drawing an "anti-Semitic picture." I'd drawn Superman. FML
Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on my shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on my shoulder, and I drove my elbow into what I thought was my friend's stomach. It was my Principal. FML
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
Today, I got to school and my stuff was searched by a police officer, which isn't normal. As I walked to my locker, there were several more police officers patrolling the hallways. Turns out a VERY troubled kid who was expelled last year had issued a threat, so they're taking excessive precautions. This is America. FML
Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML
Today, I replaced a usually fun collegue's picture of his kids with a picture of my face against glass, so it looked I was inside the screen. Everyone laughed, but he reported me because I tried to "erase his children" and "if anything happens to them" it's now my fault. FML
Today, I set off a fire alarm in school. I was taken to the head teacher's office, where he said that though he was shocked at my behavior, it was nice to see me being more like regular students and trying to fit in, instead of isolating myself as usual. I was shoved into the fire alarm by bullies. FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
Are you sure this isn’t just a humblebrag about your incredibly convincing skills as an actor?
exileonmainst 16
Yes, the problem here is that the play was about Peter Pan..
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Comments (16)
Zachary8261 28
Don’t stay too close to the principal. You might catch the stupid.
exileonmainst 16
Yes, the problem here is that the play was about Peter Pan..
Talented73 54
You said "Peter".... huh-huh.... huh-huh-huh....
Tripartita 45
Are you sure this isn’t just a humblebrag about your incredibly convincing skills as an actor?
Lobby_Bee 18
I can see Broadway in your future, very convincing act!
RichardPencil 32
You’re the one who chose the photo depicting violence as the one you posted for all to see. Hopefully, the classes teach you something!
acmariner99 25
Wow ... triggered much?
tonyfan00 38
It may be plastic, but you didn't say it couldn't fire live rounds...
chessu 21
I refuse to believe such stupidity exists.
David Horgan 8
kids have gotten in trouble for making a "gun" shape with their fingers.....
BrotherPhil 35
I would say "only in America", but the UK is also prone to this sort of schmuckery
Talented73 54
No real surprise, everyone is too politically correct these days.
Arashikage 18
Why was your principal on your Facebook page to begin with?
onceuponatime456 16
Very good question!!
BrotherPhil 35
Other because OP mentioned the name of the school in the post, or because he is creepy. Or maybe both. Are you in Lower Merion by any chance, OP?
BrotherPhil 35
Either, that should be. Remember kids, always poofread _before_ hitting post.