Today, my husband is a music teacher, and I walked in on him on Zoom with one of his female students. He said he was teaching her the guitar. He was naked from the waist down and she was fully nude. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home from work to hear loud moans coming from the room that my husband and I share. I barged in and both he and this girl are scrambling around the room. He’s a music teacher and claimed he was giving her vocal lessons. That would make more sense had they both not been half naked. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled, put down her laptop and left for the bathroom so I started jerking it in anticipation. It was really feeling good until my wife's best friend, who was on Skype, started giggling. FML
Today, I had a substitute teacher for my dance class. I noticed at one point, he took out a camera. The principal came in, everyone was going crazy, and the teacher was dragged out of the classroom. He was taking videos and pictures of us dancing. Turns out he was a registered sex offender. FML
Today, I walked into my husband's office and accidentally interrupted his business call to tell him dinner was ready. Silly me, I didn’t realize his "business call" included Skyping with his topless ex, with his pants down. FML
Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Today, I was on webcam with my girlfriend, who was naked. She turned the webcam to point it at the screen for a second, and she was also on webcam with another guy. FML
Today, I walked in on my soon-to-be-ex-husband with his coworker (who we'd always argued about) bent over in front of him. Both of them buck ass naked. He was supposed to be watching our two year-old daughter, who was in another room eating applesauce by herself. She was drenched in applesauce from head to toe. FML
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rotflqtms_ 21
This really sucks. It will suck worse if she's underage... but if she is... payback is a mofo!!! Your husband won't know what hit him.
Levi2411 41
Divorce and end his license, or right to teach. Underage or not, in most places of practice it is unethical to form relationships with your client, unless he isn't that sort of teacher. Either way, look into it and make sure you leave him. Karma is a bitch.
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rotflqtms_ 21
This really sucks. It will suck worse if she's underage... but if she is... payback is a mofo!!! Your husband won't know what hit him.
bleachedraven 14
yep
ilykbaglz 22
I smell a divorce coming on
Levi2411 41
Divorce and end his license, or right to teach. Underage or not, in most places of practice it is unethical to form relationships with your client, unless he isn't that sort of teacher. Either way, look into it and make sure you leave him. Karma is a bitch.
bleachedraven 14
indeed
diraven 15
Does he teach the penis flute?
bleachedraven 14
🤣
HAtEEONiHt 2
report him immediately!!!
oneonta 8
is that NOT the required outfit for guitar learning????? 😱
loliloveoniichan 14
did you catch him fingering A minor?
Austin Dakan 3
Shoulda knocked first.