Today, I had a substitute teacher for my dance class. I noticed at one point, he took out a camera. The principal came in, everyone was going crazy, and the teacher was dragged out of the classroom. He was taking videos and pictures of us dancing. Turns out he was a registered sex offender. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
Today, my husband is a music teacher, and I walked in on him on Zoom with one of his female students. He said he was teaching her the guitar. He was naked from the waist down and she was fully nude. FML
Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of two guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML
Today, the principal of my school asked me if I had practice. Knowing he's gullible, I said yes. I came home to find him and my mom having sex. FML
Today, I was participating in an exercise in my psychology class to describe this horrible looking person I had never seen before and I described the person as a "rebellious, drug dealing, lowlife". The person in that picture turned out to be my teacher. FML
Today, my principal made me visit "anti-violence" classes because I had a picture of me threatening a man with a gun on my Facebook page. It was taken during the school play, where I was acting as a gangster and the gun was just a toy. The principal saw the play. FML
Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML
Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML
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Top comments
Jonesy666 0
Holy s**t did the school not CRB check the guy
michellaneous 0
don't they do background checks on all teachers? even subs? i hope they confiscated that camera and burned the film!
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fmyfinglifelol 0
maybe they freaked out because they knew he was a sex offender, there is a chance that they can get a job as a substitute teacher. the principal knew and some of the staff knew, but maybe the kids didn't know so they were like wtf? eh who knows
prettyinpink22 0
for those who don't believe it's true, trust me it sadly is. when i was a junior in high school, my school offered a drivers ed class. my teacher sexually harrassed me and when i reported it to the princpal and then police, they discovered all the information he put on his application, name, address, everything was all made up. they have no idea WHO this guy was. schools suck.
BethyBoo 0
Ha! that sucks for you :D
samannham 0
I doubt this is real. BAck ground checks are veryyy strict nowadays...so way to go on being lame :)
Sigil 11
not true... it depends on your state, but especially your school district... There are teachers who will just go teach in another state. The monitoring of sex offenders relies heavily on public assistance. The system is just overwhelmed.
eegeabge 0
Background checks aren't so great at my school. We've had two teachers in the past four years fired due to teacher-student relationships, one of which occurred at the school the second teacher was fired from before.
HoneyBee1014 0
Good to know that schools don't do very thorough background checks. & LOL @ #8.
LiveLoveLife_fml 0
Okkkkkk, Yea, sorry to say OP, even though you know this, your school is VERY crappy. I know schools are losing money and all due to the economy and all, but a Registered sex offended as a sub? That is messed up.
RNorthlandLGB 0
don't believe it as much as we wish they are, the school faculty isn't THAT clueless
KEVINPASH 0
Complete lie, or your school has absolute shit heads for an administration
NoDayButToday 0
thats insane. the school doesn't check his criminal record especially if he's working with young adults?? hopefully i never get a subsitiute teacher like that.. damn