Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML
Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
"Better out than in" -Shrek
MolesterStallone 13
I have a feeling he wasn't listening!
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Comments (119)
JustKittyKat 24
Every time I try to talk to my girlfriend about our problems when we have them, such as her listening and respecting me, she falls asleep. I feel for you.
Enslaved 38
He probably couldn't help it. Puerto Ricans love their rice and beans!
joep1 7
I'm sure your racial comment just failed.
kimmi41509 10
So much for a "serious" talk. I'd probably laugh though.
Spectre529 12
Well didn't it cut down the tension?
LookAtMyGoat 8
He cut something else...
gc327072 31
The cheese!
captainburke 5
Well it's gotta come out!
center 5
Either your boyfriend needs to grow up or you need to enter reality: you cannot have a serious talk but you are hoping for a serious relationship? I don't see it.
cooterpie 11
He just wanted to shut you up. Figured the pure stench would make you gag and leave.
DocBastard 40
OP: We need to talk. This relationship stinks. Boyfriend: *PFFFFFFT* OP: That's exactly what I mean!
habibiiiiiii 2
Wow. Shows how much he cares
PerfasarusRex 3
Apparently relationship and bowel movement troubles