Today, I had a girl come over to my house that I had been texting for four days. I asked her what she wanted to do and she replied "take a nap". Becoming really excited I lead her to my bedroom and went to the hiding spot for my condoms, she was serious about the nap. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a girl invited me over to her dorm room at 3 AM. For some reason, I thought it would be a good idea to respond to e-mails just before. She said she was tired and then went to bed. I'm a fucking idiot. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year woke me up at 4:30 in the morning by sticking her hand down my pants. She immediately stopped when I was awake enough to reciprocate and said, "I couldn't sleep. I was bored. Talk to me." FML
Today, I was spending the night at my fiancé's house. He knew my period was about to start, so he asked if he needed to put a tarp down on the bed. He was dead serious. FML
Today, I asked my dad if my girlfriend could sleep over. He winked at me and agreed. When I brought her home, we went to my room for a quickie. There, I saw that my dad had taped multiple Richard Simmons posters to the wall, causing my girlfriend to suddenly come down with a "headache." FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place, looking drop dead gorgeous. However, she preferred the idea of sleeping, and here I am on my laptop. FML
Today, my girl and I were in bed trying to nap before class. She kept tossing and turning, obvious signs that she was having no luck. Sweetly, I ask her if there was anything I could do to help her relax. She says "you can tell me a story about your day, that always puts me to sleep". FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years called me over late at night. I got excited, assuming she finally wanted sex. No, she just wanted me to make her mac and cheese and talk to her because she was ‘restless’. FML
Today, I recently started seeing a girl and I slept over at her house for the first time. Apparently, I still talk in my sleep. This morning she told me I whispered, "I love you so much." FML
Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML
Today, I got to meet the guy that I have been talking to over a dating website. We were having a great time, at least until I managed to randomly fall asleep in front of him. I spent the rest of the day sending text messages trying to explain to him that I suffer from narcolepsy. FML
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Top comments
lucky0514 0
WTF is wrong with you people... "texting" for four days and you wanna have sex with her? YDIYDIYDI
Neferria 0
Wait, why did she want to come to your place for a nap?
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Comments (173)
MrJentipede 2
I think you are trying to hook up with my ex, she took frequent and long naps nearly every day.
pznivy 0
Your ex took frequent and long naps to make the weekends go by faster.
adult_swim 0
you shud have sat yoor balls on her forehead
lazorzpewpew 0
then took pics and posted them on the net! :D
unhacked21 0
"I want a nap" is code for "I want to nap"..."can i come in for coffee" means "lets ****"...now thats not a bad thing she took a nap. that means she's comfortable enough to nap with u in ur house.
tangerine_12 0
Why would someone go to someone's house and take a nap? That's just retarded.
ghostgirll 0
stupid man *****.
ohmygawdfml 0
How does I want to take a nap interpret to let's have sex? Have you even texted her since that day, idiot.
omgwtflolz 0
i bet you were keeping her up by txting her. actually idk. but dont expect anything after four days. so YDI. but also why would she go to someones house just to take a nap? cant she do that at home?
brainthebamf 0
Haha, fail.
StyleJunks 0
oh snap!! XD I did that 2 times at my boyfriends house, I was at his house allmost everyday, and while we where waching tv on his bed and I just fell asleep XD FHL... all though he was kind of boring, I was just realy tired...
missadeline_fml 0
hey look! youre an idiot!