Today, I was laughingly informed that I'm an overachiever, by my doctor who thinks I have more health conditions than anyone my age should have. Guess who was just diagnosed with another? FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my doctor informed me I was a fascinating patient. Why? I have "more health issues than a patient my age should." I'm 26. FML
Today, I had somewhat of a nervous breakdown, and poured my heart out to a doctor, who seemed to be well over 60. She looked at me, flabbergasted and said, "I never met anyone with that many problems!" Gee, thanks. FML
Today, I sat in my doctor's office and broke down, crying and shaking, with a blood pressure of 190, getting off my chest everything that has gone wrong in my life lately. To which the doctor, well into her sixties, replied, "My goodness, I've never met anyone with so many problems!" FML
Today, after decades of 24/7 cognitive impairment and being made to feel like a hypochondriac by many doctors over the years, I learned I have a severe physical illness. I kept researching and discovered my own illness, found out which test to ask for, and finally showed doctors proof. FML
Today, my father told me that my mental health issues, which have been confirmed by multiple doctors and tests, are all caused by the fact that I'm slightly overweight and don't exercise a lot. FML
Today, I finally sorted out my health insurance and went to the doctor. After seeing my X-rays and confirming I still had scoliosis, he also confirmed arthritis in both hips, 2 exploded discs and that I have "the back of a 50 year-old." I'm 24. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, at the age of 30, I was diagnosed with both sciatica and ADHD. I don't know whether to feel really old, or really young. FML
Today, I was told by a doctor that I have a fatal disease, and that I should start making preparations for when I pass away. Then, another doctor showed up, panicking, and said that was meant for someone else with the same first name as me. The mini-heart attack I had at that moment almost killed me anyway. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend thinks I'm too high maintenance because I have a chronic illness which requires frequent hospitalization. FML
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Plop 17
I want to be the sickest Like no one ever was To catch them is my real test To suffer from them is my cause I will travel across the land Searching far and wide Each condition to understand The sickness that's inside Condition! Gotta catch 'em all It's you and me I know it's my destiny Condition! You're my best friend In a world we must defend
Charlie Given 28
So I see your in the same boat as me the S. S. My body is ******, or here's another fun game how many specialists do I see this month and how many procedures will there be. 😭😧😒
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Plop 17
I want to be the sickest Like no one ever was To catch them is my real test To suffer from them is my cause I will travel across the land Searching far and wide Each condition to understand The sickness that's inside Condition! Gotta catch 'em all It's you and me I know it's my destiny Condition! You're my best friend In a world we must defend
sweetpotato 12
man just go to sleep. your tired
Charlie Given 28
So I see your in the same boat as me the S. S. My body is ******, or here's another fun game how many specialists do I see this month and how many procedures will there be. 😭😧😒
RichardPencil 32
1. Cate Winslet or Blanchettt 2. Chris Pine or Pratt 3. Megan Thee Stallion If I win, I'd like my prize in Bitcoin or an Instant Pot. Thanks.
Larissa E. Royster 15
Same here. I have at least 10 different ones.